Thirsty centrist dads

[Goat]

I know a few are reading this thread and it’s just hit them. They are a thirsty centrist dad!

I honestly dont even know what it means, so its possible I am indeed 1.

 

[Billy Dean]

What Type Of Centrist Dad Are You?

It's a broad church.

www.buzzfeed.com

I’m a fully automated luxury centrist Dad

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I’m a fully automated luxury centrist Dad

Higher Professional Centrist Dad:

 

[coollino]

Also big fans of:



Dancing round the kitchen cooking broth. Kid comes in and says what’s this terrible music? They say ‘this is when music was real’

Goes upstairs and googles ‘carol vorderman nude’

Sadly, I'm vibing in here a lot more than I expected

 

[JimmyJeffers]

People hate the boomers, not me, the boomers are totally insane and deluded but aren’t afraid to put their wacky views out there. They don’t hide behind a wall of soft nothingness. Oh no. They get it all out there and are much happier for it.

It’s the Generation X ‘I went to the hassy you know son’ whilst blaring out ‘teenage fan club’ in the car on the school run to try and impress their kids. Doing off beat drumming on the steering wheel.

The wet cloth voters, giving it all ‘oh the bloody tories again’ but secretly putting a cross next to them in the hope they’ll let less foreign people in.

This is the generation that has failed this country.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Anyways that’s me finished work for the day. Catch you in a bit

 

[Blue 1]

People hate the boomers, not me, the boomers are totally insane and deluded but aren’t afraid to put their wacky views out there. They don’t hide behind a wall of soft nothingness. Oh no. They get it all out there and are much happier for it.

It’s the Generation X ‘I went to the hassy you know son’ whilst blaring out ‘teenage fan club’ in the car on the school run to try and impress their kids. Doing off beat drumming on the steering wheel.

The wet cloth voters, giving it all ‘oh the bloody tories again’ but secretly putting a cross next to them in the hope they’ll let less foreign people in.

This is the generation that has failed this country.

A lot of Gen X are well boomerish.

Don't do Teenage Fanclub dirty like that though. Bandwagonesque is a great record.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

A lot of Gen X are well boomerish.

Don't do Teenage Fanclub dirty like that though. Bandwagonesque is a great record.

Shed Seven?

 

[Blue 1]

Shed Seven?

Bingo. Nailed it.

 

[Yarrgh]

Higher Professional Centrist Dad:

I'm a central centrist dad.

Now quench my thirst!

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I'm a central centrist dad.

Now quench my thirst!

 

[Yarrgh]

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Not 'alf mate.

 

[Rita_Poon]

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'Fools rush in' to the path of an exploding motor bike!

 

[Amokachi1995]

This thread is worrying. The amount of time it has taken me to work out what is going on probably tells its own story.

 

[coollino]

Uh oh, a little scuffle already

Down with the Tories!