Tinder

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Yeah so all it was required was £100+.

Sound.

So?

It all went down my gullet...That's what she said as well

 

[DualityNSNO]

So?

It all went down my gullet...That's what she said as well

I'm not gonna cough up £100 every few days just to have sex with a random not that good looking bird though. That's half my paycheck spent on some random bint, sod that.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

I'm not gonna cough up £100 every few days just to have sex with a random not that good looking bird though. That's half my paycheck spent on some random bint, sod that.

I didn't spend a penny on her.....Oh, hang on, let me rephrase that

I didn't buy her a drink - I couldn't, I got kicked out the club! She just happened to be a bonus.

 

[Yorkie]

Yeah so all it was required was £100+.

Sound.

Bloody hell, pricey!

Yes because you quilts are too busy drinking latte and taking selfies instead of trying to hold a pint you pathetic quims.

I don't touch posh coffee and rarely take anything akin to a selfie.

I drink pints of lager, without having feelings awful for the next 3 days too. It's ace.

 

[COYBL25]

Great days.

"Where's your nearest train station or bus stop girl, and where am I?"

Unexpected midweek campaigns were the best. Student bars for cheap drinks and easy grot.

Tinder what????

Finding that her kids had robbed your cash, watch and keys, then work out where you were and how you were going to get into work.

The lost art of post night out survival is lost on the Tinder mob.

 

[chicoazul]

Bloody hell, pricey!

I don't touch posh coffee and rarely take anything akin to a selfie.

I drink pints of lager, without having feelings awful for the next 3 days too. It's ace.

Not one of you can drink. You're too too busy on Instagram taking photos of it and hashtagging it rather than drinking it.

Get a wash and have a shave you desperate pisspigs.

 

[chicoazul]

Finding that her kids had robbed your cash, watch and keys, then work out where you were and how you were going to get into work.

The lost art of post night out survival is lost on the Tinder mob.

You learned quickly never to take a Birkenhead girl home.

 

[Donald Twain]

wow swing yer Bantz lads!

 

[DualityNSNO]

I didn't spend a penny on her.....Oh, hang on, let me rephrase that

I didn't buy her a drink - I couldn't, I got kicked out the club! She just happened to be a bonus.

But you still spent £100 or so on the night out, yeah?

Fantastic bonus, might as well do what @Bryan said and pay for one straight up. Less hassle as well.

 

[Yorkie]

Don't be blaming your peccadilloes and foibles on the decline of the great british drinking establishment.

Deserves a thread on its own that. I support proper places as well not just the hipster bar that Chico is picturing in his head.

Always gutted to see a good pub/nightspot fall.

 

[Yorkie]

Not one of you can drink. You're too too busy on Instagram taking photos of it and hashtagging it rather than drinking it.

Get a wash and have a shave you desperate pisspigs.

Sound, meet in town before a match I'll go pint for pint and won't be taking 5 minutes to piss either.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

But you still spent £100 or so on the night out, yeah?

What's the issue here? It's moolah I was gonna spend on the night out anyways. Drinking for free would be nice, but I don't work in a brewery, distillery or boozer so I'm afeared it's not happening, is it?

Fact is I didn't need any technological assistance to get my sausage slurped on.

 

[chicoazul]

You learned quickly never to take a Birkenhead girl home.

Here!!!! He!!!! Is!!! The lad in the pub who's always doing knock knock jokes and everyone detests him!!!

 

[DualityNSNO]

What's the issue here? It's moolah I was gonna spend on the night out anyways. Drinking for free would be nice, but I don't work in a brewery, distillery or boozer so I'm afeared it's not happening, is it?

Okay Mr. Moneybags.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Here!!!! He!!!! Is!!! The lad in the pub who's always doing knock knock jokes and everyone detests him!!!

...you quoted yourself?