Tinder

[Yorkie]

Here!!!! He!!!! Is!!! The lad in the pub who's always doing knock knock jokes and everyone detests him!!!

Quoted your own post there mate..

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Okay Mr. Moneybags.

???

You go out for a drink - you pay for it. It's common knowledge.

 

[chicoazul]

Sound, meet in town before a match I'll go pint for pint and won't be taking 5 minutes to piss either.

Lad I don't drink with quilts drinking Desperado and snapchatting. That's for the Arkles every other week.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Here!!!! He!!!! Is!!! The lad in the pub who's always doing knock knock jokes and everyone detests him!!!

Quoting yerself, and all the exclamation marks?

NURSE!?

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Lad I don't drink with quilts drinking Desperado and snapchatting. That's for the Arkles every other week.

With a lime wedge stuck in the bottle neck

 

[chicoazul]

Well that misquote worked out eerily accurate.

 

[Yorkie]

What's the issue here? It's moolah I was gonna spend on the night out anyways. Drinking for free would be nice, but I don't work in a brewery, distillery or boozer so I'm afeared it's not happening, is it?

@DualityNSNO tbh mate he's right here. Girls I've matched with I've usually gone to a bar with so still spent money, just gave myself better chances.

 

[DualityNSNO]

???

You go out for a drink - you pay for it. It's common knowledge.

So Tinder - I don't do that, spend £10-15 on what, an uber if it's too far away? Maybe a drink or two?

Or your method - £100 to maybe get laid, which is half or so of my paycheck per week, for one night out, for a 'maybe'. Soz I pay rent and bills tho.

Free for a definitely vs. £100 for a maybe. What a tough choice.

Also I don't use Tinder either, but if you can't see the appeal you're daft.

 

[Connor]

 

[Yorkie]

Well that misquote worked out eerily accurate.

It's cos you're properly rattled mate.

 

[Yorkie]

Lad I don't drink with quilts drinking Desperado and snapchatting. That's for the Arkles every other week.

I don't do either of those things?

 

[Connor]

I don't do either of those things?

He think we're all the same as the beauts he buzzs off on Twitter.

His jealousy of the sub 25's is clear to see.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

So Tinder - I don't do that, spend £10-15 on what, an uber if it's too far away? Maybe a drink or two?

Or your method - £100 to maybe get laid, which is half or so of my paycheck per week, for one night out, for a 'maybe'. Soz I pay rent and bills tho.

Free for a definitely vs. £100 for a maybe. What a tough choice.

Also I don't use Tinder either, but if you can't see the appeal you're daft.

What's the issue?

I already said everything I spent was spent on me - not her. I got turfed out the club and got a gobble by some tramp I met outside that took pity on me.

Unless you get your drinks bought for you every night out you go on, then I don't see what the gripe is with me spending my money on ale - that I drank?

 

[Yorkie]

He think we're all the same as the beauts he buzzs off on Twitter.

His jealousy of the sub 25's is clear to see.

It's all quite unsavoury to be honest.

 

[chicoazul]

With a lime wedge stuck in the bottle neck

Even Mexicans would bully them.