Tinder

[Yorkie]

Also, reading this thread, 50 pages ffs ? I'm only on page 12..

Get to the bit where grandad's arse fell out them jump to most recent.

 

[Baines' left foot]

This is why I used to find out an excuse to get their full name, quick Facebook check to ensure they haven't got a third leg.

I've fallen for it too many times now. I met a girl recently who looked really fit on her pics, she turned up and she had bigger arms than me. It wasn't muscle.

You can't hide the disappointment.

 

[Baines' left foot]

And don't go on profile pics, go on tagged photos. The ones that are there but she hasn't picked to represent her.

Spot on. If they're all selfies then you should be suspicious.

 

[ijjysmith]

Get to the bit where grandad's arse fell out them jump to most recent.

 

[Yorkie]

Harambe?

 

[Yorkie]

Spot on. If they're all selfies then you should be suspicious.

Lovely face but has a midriff like a sandworm off tremors?

 

[carlos21]

Lovely face but has a midriff like a sandworm off tremors?
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Afternoon Yorkie,

 

[Baines' left foot]

Lovely face but has a midriff like a sandworm off tremors?
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Bingo wings AOTS.

 

[silent bob]

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

I've fallen for it too many times now. I met a girl recently who looked really fit on her pics, she turned up and she had bigger arms than me. It wasn't muscle.

You can't hide the disappointment.

I missed the semi against United for what was my first Tinder date. She turned out to be a bit of a whale, I was gutted. I've learned that if they only have pics from the shoulders/neck up them assume the worst. If you can't make out her collar bones in the shoulder and up pics then she's definitely a big 'un.

 

[chicoazul]

I've fallen for it too many times now. I met a girl recently who looked really fit on her pics, she turned up and she had bigger arms than me. It wasn't muscle.

You can't hide the disappointment.

This is no way to talk of girls man. If she does have a little extra then it's hugely horrid of you to turning your nose up because you met her on an app.

This is the thing, you're relying on an app to substitute your personality and chemistry. It's conceited af.

Get out there and talk to girls, you're handsome, you're buff, you got a winning personality. Go play brother. Looks is one facet, but the package is more desirable and it also sticks.

90% of Tinder bores are trying dead hard to look like they're playing the game when in reality they're desperately scrambling for love.

You won't find much love on Tinder, it's 21st century anaesthesia for relationships. It's a computer Cilla Black doing the bidding and urging you to focus on just looks.

My birds got boss chebs. I clocked them in a way an app couldn't and worked to feel them beauties.

 

[Yorkie]

This is no way to talk of girls man. If she does have a little extra then it's hugely horrid of you to turning your nose up because you met her on an app.

My birds got boss chebs. I clocked them in a way an app couldn't and worked to feel them beauties.

Tbh mate he was just upset someone has bigger arms than him.

 

[chicoazul]

Tbh mate he was just upset someone has bigger arms than him.

Haha, but are their arms as well sculpted as his? Doubt it, he's a Greek status made from marble in my book.

So would.

 

[Yorkie]

Haha, but are their arms as well sculpted as his? Doubt it, he's a Greek status made from marble in my book.

So would.

Mine are crap at the minute tbh.

 

[chicoazul]

Mine are crap at the minute tbh.

Nothing that a few hours at the gym and a wee protein shake can't fix bro.

Girls like strong arms to cuddle them. Except of course mine who likes skinny boys, unlucks there girl.