Tinder

[Baines' left foot]

This is no way to talk of girls man. If she does have a little extra then it's hugely horrid of you to turning your nose up because you met her on an app.

This is the thing, you're relying on an app to substitute your personality and chemistry. It's conceited af.

Get out there and talk to girls, you're handsome, you're buff, you got a winning personality. Go play brother. Looks is one facet, but the package is more desirable and it also sticks.

90% of Tinder bores are trying dead hard to look like they're playing the game when in reality they're desperately scrambling for love.

You won't find much love on Tinder, it's 21st century anaesthesia for relationships. It's a computer Cilla Black doing the bidding and urging you to focus on just looks.

My birds got boss chebs. I clocked them in a way an app couldn't and worked to feel them beauties.

It's misrepresentation. I use pictures that accurately represent my appearance, I only expect the same in return. It is a little harsh though, I agree. It doesn't make me feel good. We still had the date, she was a nice girl, but there wasn't really anything there.

As I've said though, I do much prefer meeting girls in person. Texting someone you've never met is sterile and very samey. Unfortunately though I don't get a lot of opportunities to meet girls in real life besides the handful that I work with (the receptionist is nice but she's no more mature than a 14 year old). Most of my mates in London have got girlfriends and a lot of the time I get to go out it's to a house/techno night where everyone is off their faces. People don't really pull at these things.

I've had a long term gf before and for a while it was ace, some of the happiest times of my life so far. Then it became a massive pain in the arse. I'm having a bit of fun at the moment but eventually I'd like to meet someone for a relationship again. I want to move abroad next year too, so I don't want to get tied down at the moment.

Generally I agree with you, but Tinder is a means to an end

Haha, but are their arms as well sculpted as his? Doubt it, he's a Greek status made from marble in my book.

So would.

I wish I was in as good shape as you've just described.

The 3rd button down on my shirt kept popping open last night ffs. Embarrassing. I need some new clothes.

 

[Yorkie]

Nothing that a few hours at the gym and a wee protein shake can't fix bro.

Girls like strong arms to cuddle them. Except of course mine who likes skinny boys, unlucks there girl.

Not a big fan of gyms, always been more cardio than weight lifty.
Got a few crap weights at my house so will have a go with them for now.

 

[chicoazul]

It's misrepresentation. I use pictures that accurately represent my appearance, I only expect the same in return. It is a little harsh though, I agree. It doesn't make me feel good. We still had the date, she was a nice girl, but there wasn't really anything there.

As I've said though, I do much prefer meeting girls in person. Texting someone you've never met is sterile and very samey. Unfortunately though I don't get a lot of opportunities to meet girls in real life besides the handful that I work with (the receptionist is nice but she's no more mature than a 14 year old). Most of my mates in London have got girlfriends and a lot of the time I get to go out it's to a house/techno night where everyone is off their faces. People don't really pull at these things.

I've had a long term gf before and for a while it was ace, some of the happiest times of my life so far. Then it became a massive pain in the arse. I'm having a bit of fun at the moment but eventually I'd like to meet someone for a relationship again. I want to move abroad next year too, so I don't want to get tied down at the moment.

Generally I agree with you, but Tinder is a means to an end

I wish I was in as good shape as you've just described.

The 3rd button down on my shirt kept popping open last night ffs. Embarrassing. I need some new clothes.

Lid they'll fall in love with you anyway because you're a nice lid. Shout on the moving abroad thing, you dont want any dame stopping those plans. Make it happen. Foreign foof is some of the finest.

Lols at your Travolta shirt. Would spoon.

 

[chicoazul]

Not a big fan of gyms, always been more cardio than weight lifty.
Got a few crap weights at my house so will have a go with them for now.

There's so many resources online for resistance training in your own home or just with a few dumbbells. I started off by doing tricep dips against the side of the bath. Just form a habit of doing it every other day and work your way from there. You can make really sound gains from just a little habit you form.

If you're arsed of course, no one wants to looks like they're on steds.

 

[Goat]

There's so many resources online for resistance training in your own home or just with a few dumbbells. I started off by doing tricep dips against the side of the bath. Just form a habit of doing it every other day and work your way from there. You can make really sound gains from just a little habit you form.

If you're arsed of course, no one wants to looks like they're on steds.

Whooops.

You failed there didnt you Roido.

 

[degsy]

Its for quilts isn't it?

A load of insecure sleeve tattooed melts trying to be like a jarg peacock and having to rely on an app to get their end away because they can't do it in the area of gladiators: town on the weekend.

These quims would be hanging around by Quiggins back in the day.

Tinder.

Voted yes; If you say it's for quilts that's good enough for me, quilts it is...not that I have a clue...some phone thing is my guess.

 

[chicoazul]

Whooops.

You failed there didnt you Roido.

Wow. I'm much more svelte this summer and am gutted you didn't pick up on it.

Not that I'd expect you to like you bingo winged truck.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Not a big fan of gyms, always been more cardio than weight lifty.
Got a few crap weights at my house so will have a go with them for now.

Go on bodybuilding.com. There's loads and loads of info from good sources on there for home workouts, as well as everything else.

Lid they'll fall in love with you anyway because you're a nice lid. Shout on the moving abroad thing, you dont want any dame stopping those plans. Make it happen. Foreign foof is some of the finest.

Lols at your Travolta shirt. Would spoon.

It needs to happen. Still haven't thought of my destination but I know it isn't Dubai, despite the money. It looks totally soulless.

 

[chicoazul]

Go on bodybuilding.com. There's loads and loads of info from good sources on there for home workouts, as well as everything else.

It needs to happen. Still haven't thought of my destination but I know it isn't Dubai, despite the money. It looks totally soulless.

Aye I know a few people working over in Dubai and all they talk about is the weather and money, it's bleak on that front if that's all you're there for. Keep looking about bra, you'll find it and never look back.

I would love to be your finger tips for a month when you do make it.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Aye I know a few people working over in Dubai and all they talk about is the weather and money, it's bleak on that front if that's all you're there for. Keep looking about bra, you'll find it and never look back.

I would love to be your finger tips for a month when you do make it.

As long as I've got enough money to have my own place, save a bit and enjoy myself then I'm happy. I'm more about people and exploring cool places. I'm not fussed on nice cars or fancy watches etc... I quite like the idea of getting an old beaten up pick up truck and just driving out in to the wilderness.

 

[Yorkie]

I quite like the idea of getting an old beaten up pick up truck and just driving out in to the wilderness.

Are you a good mechanic mate?

 

[Baines' left foot]

Are you a good mechanic mate?

Ha, I can change a wheel and top up the oil.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

This is become a full on lust fest between azul and BLF. It's sickening.

 

[chicoazul]

As long as I've got enough money to have my own place, save a bit and enjoy myself then I'm happy. I'm more about people and exploring cool places. I'm not fussed on nice cars or fancy watches etc... I quite like the idea of getting an old beaten up pick up truck and just driving out in to the wilderness.

Lad you're not chatting to me on Tinder, this type of emotive claptrap should be saved to make girls do AHHHHH and give up their foofs after too much prosecco you utter danger.

 

[chicoazul]

This is become a full on lust fest between azul and BLF. It's sickening.

Seen too late.