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Tinder

Is Tinder for quilts

  • Yes

    Votes: 45 46.9%

  • No

    Votes: 11 11.5%

  • Yer mar is on it

    Votes: 40 41.7%
  • Total voters
    96
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coollino said:
Odd not having a clue about Tinder, been with my gf for nearly 8 years so this kinda thing has completely passed me by. Not against it at all, was it MySpace in my days as an alt indie stallion.

I remember the last girl I was with/slept with before my gf just came up to me in a bar and said 'we should have sex sometime'. Was pretty hard to play it cool there, just wanted to say 'yeah, sure' without my voice breaking. Wasn't really a one night stand though as met a few days later and sober.

I've never really had a proper one night stand. The only time I had a chance, I couldn't get it up. We just cuddled.
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Is right lad.
 
Yorkie said:
So... Anyone got any nice Tinder dates lined up?
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To be honest I think it's completely rubbish. Only a few days ago I was out in a disco with some lids and tried it out: went up to a handsome young woman with a strong set of teeth and knees you could balance a timing belt on, if you know warra mean (know warra mean lad!). Anyway, I did everything right, walking up slowly - my phone held high in the air displaying a topless picture of myself holding a puppy, which was holding a Lonely Planet guide to India in one paw and a bulge pic in the other paw - and performed the common ritual, gently placing my fingers to the downy hair on her cheekbone and then right-swiping as hard as I possibly could, screaming "TIMBER!" as she fell to the floor.

Nothing. I mean, she was quite still for a little bit and I assumed this meant she had consented to full petting, but when she stirred she acted as if it was 1952 or something. Then her mates and some other people starting left-swiping me really hard in the face area and the penis area. Joke.
 
caught said:
To be honest I think it's completely rubbish. Only a few days ago I was out in a disco with some lids and tried it out: went up to a handsome young woman with a strong set of teeth and knees you could balance a timing belt on, if you know warra mean (know warra mean lad!). Anyway, I did everything right, walking up slowly - my phone held high in the air displaying a topless picture of myself holding a puppy, which was holding a Lonely Planet guide to India in one paw and a bulge pic in the other paw - and performed the common ritual, gently placing my fingers to the downy hair on her cheekbone and then right-swiping as hard as I possibly could, screaming "TIMBER!" as she fell to the floor.

Nothing. I mean, she was quite still for a little bit and I assumed this meant she had consented to full petting, but when she stirred she acted as if it was 1952 or something. Then her mates and some other people starting left-swiping me really hard in the face area and the penis area. Joke.
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Have you tried increasing your search radius and age range?
 

Efcjake said:
Met my bird on a night out the way it is supposed to be done. Tinder came out about a year after and all of a sudden lads I knew were finding birds for a quickie and felt I'd missed out on something. But on the other hand I didn't need an app to pull a girl and would never use one if I split with the missus now. Those meaningless conversations you have when trying to pull are much better when you're bevvied and can sneak a peek down her top.
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"Hey how are you?"
"Good thanks, you?"
"Yeah good thanks"
"Good"
 

moylee said:
Not on Tinder but Plenty of Fish, I met my current GF of three years on there. Had some awful dates before on it though. One lass was basically just after someone to decorate her house, lol.
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Once met a bloke who had been kicked off Plenty of Fish for 'being too graphic'

He was married with three kids
 
Name and shame these horrible women who have hurt our GOT brothers feelings.

Im sure they are all planning a appearance on loose women this week to generalise all men as pigs.

Who's with me ?!!!
 

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