Tinder

[B17BLG]

Matched this little lovely today.

Meat stab it then ffs

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Scummy mummy's who can't get out much because they got knocked up at 17 and are now spending the prime years of their lives stuck in looking after Laquisha on a Saturday night rather than being out in town are back on the menu thanks to Tinder.

 

[Bungle]

Meat stab it then ffs

We've arranged a self harm date

 

[Baines' left foot]

Scummy mummy's who can't get out much because they got knocked up at 17 and are now spending the prime years of their lives stuck in looking after Laquisha on a Saturday night rather than being out in town are back on the menu thanks to Tinder.

Hahahaha.

 

[Yorkie]

I don't even get this.

I can be put on hundreds of girl's radar while I sleep, and then get a chance to chat with those who are interested the next morning.

Face to face I have to be in the right place at the right time.

Don't think many people need and app to pull, but it has made it a lot easier and more efficient - a good thing surely?

 

[ijjysmith]

I can be put on hundreds of girl's radar while I sleep, and then get a chance to chat with those who are interested the next morning.

Face to face I have to be in the right place at the right time.

Don't think many people need and app to pull, but it has made it a lot easier and more efficient - a good thing surely?

You old romantic you.

 

[chicoazul]

I can be put on hundreds of girl's radar while I sleep, and then get a chance to chat with those who are interested the next morning.

Face to face I have to be in the right place at the right time.

Don't think many people need and app to pull, but it has made it a lot easier and more efficient - a good thing surely?

There's hundreds of right times and places through the week. Work, bars etc. Not one of these bearded teds has the cajones to go and open a conversation with a girl, so they rely on desperate ones using Tinder because they get binned off for being weird. Then the all-bicep-no-tricep utter pellets of lads go and hold it up as a trophy. In reality they've achieved very little except for exposing their own brittle self confidence and mask they wear as the person they project to be, but never will be.

 

[Yorkie]

I have a wank bank that would put Brazzers to shame and it's all in my memory lar.

No apps needed. No sleeve tattoos needed. Just good ol' fashioned talk to girls in bars and make them want to touch your wee place.

These Tinder teds haven't got that in them. They're wilt at ringing a girl on the house phone and their dar intercepting the call. I even used to bang the dar I was that good.

Nice one grandad, is there any sort of Memorial Day to honour fallen stallions such as you? Maybe wear a poppy that's been dipped in joop?

 

[silent bob]

Unsavoury.

 

[chicoazul]

Nice one grandad, is there any sort of Memorial Day to honour fallen stallions such as you? Maybe wear a poppy that's been dipped in joop?

Stallions don't die young foal. We've had all yer mars. Now pipe down and get in a bar talking to girls instead of swiping, you modern goths.

 

[DrEFC]

Nice one grandad, is there any sort of Memorial Day to honour fallen stallions such as you? Maybe wear a poppy that's been dipped in joop?

 

[Yorkie]

Stallions don't die young foal. We've had all yer mars. Now pipe down and get in a bar talking to girls instead of swiping, you modern goths.

Over 30's in distrusting new technology shocker!

 

[terry nodder]

Chicozaul on the ropes here.

Thanks.

 

[ijjysmith]

Over 30's in distrusting new technology shocker!

Under 30's in not knowing how to pull girls properly shocker?

 

[sageyefc]

Literally the only good thing about pulling someone in a bar or club is the public fingerbanging. Even then you have to put up with [Poor language removed] music and posers everywhere sipping on overpriced hipster drinks in their skinny jeans.


Give me minimal effort any day