Tinder

[Goat]

I still got the magic, I just don't need an app substitute my personality. You could learn a lot if you under 30 kopites watched and learned.

But it's all about YOU. I'm made up the system is screwing you, without the need of an app.

Paradox 4 ever.

Did you find Tinder on Azulas phone mate?

Im sensing some real hurt here.

 

[sageyefc]

I still got the magic, I just don't need an app substitute my personality. You could learn a lot if you under 30 kopites watched and learned.

But it's all about YOU. I'm made up the system is screwing you, without the need of an app.

Paradox 4 ever.

U on snapchat fam

 

[COYBL25]

Or a night in The Cabin lollol

If clubs like this still existed, there'd be no need for the likes of Tinder.

Unashamed, no strings, filthy one nighters

 

[chicoazul]

Did you find Tinder on Azulas phone mate?

Im sensing some real hurt here.

Lad we're talking about Tinder not JustEat so pipe right down and go away now.

 

[chicoazul]

U on snapchat fam

No, I have an actual personality man.

 

[Goat]

Lad we're talking about Tinder not JustEat so pipe right down and go away now.

Both finger food lad.

 

[Yorkie]

I still got the magic, I just don't need an app substitute my personality. You could learn a lot if you under 30 kopites watched and learned.

But it's all about YOU. I'm made up the system is screwing you, without the need of an app.

Paradox 4 ever.

You've had your chance in the sun, stop taking to the Internet to moan about things are different and incoherently berate those who are doing well in the modern game.

You're like the Aldo of pulling.

 

[chicoazul]

You've had your chance in the sun, stop taking to the Internet to moan about things are different and incoherently berate those who are doing well in the modern game.

You're like the Aldo of pulling.

They're doing it all wrong. We must fix them.

 

[sageyefc]

They're doing it all wrong. We must fix them.

Or you can learn the new ways


Open your mind to change

 

[Eggs]

.....Mrs Eggs uses Kinder but I've just noticed this is different. Saying that, if it was Kinder Mrs Eggs reads all of those books ladies read on holiday.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Flange at the flick of a finger (no pun intended)

What's not to like?

 

[Deleted member 28206]

What the f am I even typing?

He's become self aware.

 

[Yorkie]

He's become self aware.

That should be his tinder bio, as a bit of mystery. Along with a random measurement in inches.

 

[Baines' left foot]

There's hundreds of right times and places through the week. Work, bars etc. Not one of these bearded teds has the cajones to go and open a conversation with a girl, so they rely on desperate ones using Tinder because they get binned off for being weird. Then the all-bicep-no-tricep utter pellets of lads go and hold it up as a trophy. In reality they've achieved very little except for exposing their own brittle self confidence and mask they wear as the person they project to be, but never will be.

In the week I leave my house at 6.45am and get home for 8.30pm after the gym. Then it's food prepping time. Ain't got no time for after work drinks. Most people I work with are blokes or unattractive girls.

Last Saturday morning me and my Tinder date were lying in my bed eating pizza and smoking weed. A great start to the day.

 

[chicoazul]

That should be his tinder bio, as a bit of mystery. Along with a random measurement in inches.

Six foot three inches of pure bonafide fingerbashing.