Tinder

[chicoazul]

In the week I leave my house at 6.45am and get home for 8.30pm after the gym. Then it's food prepping time. Ain't got no time for after work drinks. Most people I work with are blokes or unattractive girls.

Last Saturday morning me and my Tinder date were lying in my bed eating pizza and smoking weed. A great start to the day.

We used to work long hours in our twenties too.

We still got laid, loads.

Excuses, excuses. No wonder your generation is skint.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

In the week I leave my house at 6.45am and get home for 8.30pm after the gym. Then it's food prepping time. Ain't got no time for after work drinks. Most people I work with are blokes or unattractive girls.

Last Saturday morning me and my Tinder date were lying in my bed eating pizza and smoking weed. A great start to the day.

Do your parents know about these sort of shenanigans, you mucky puppy?

 

[Baines' left foot]

We used to work long hours in our twenties too.

We still got laid, loads.

Excuses, excuses. No wonder your generation is skint.

3 weekends in a row I've been laid, lad.

 

[Goat]

3 weekends in a row I've been laid, lad.

No mate, your doing it wrong, you should be going to clubs and paying for overpriced drinks and hoping you dont get stabbed on the way home.

 

[Yorkie]

Six foot three inches of pure bonafide fingerbashing.

Get on it mate.
The amount of shallow girls that wanna know how tall you are is incredible, you'd do well.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Get on it mate.
The amount of shallow girls that wanna know how tall you are is incredible, you'd do well.

Is why I put my height (6'1") on my bio. Don't even care.

 

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[Yorkie]

Is why I put my height (6'1") on my bio. Don't even care.

Im 5'10" so it's not on mine.
One of my pictures is me stood next to my 5'5" mate though, tactical.

 

[Connor]

He's absolutely fuming.

The 20 somethings have had MSN, Facebook, SnapChat and now Tinder to pull birds. No longer having to fight lads in public over a grot from Wallasey. Great stuff.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I literally could not be arsed making small talk with a girl who uses an app with some Pixar type budget worth of special effects to make her look nice.

Deceptive wenchs.

" LOOK AT MY TITS".

 

[Baines' left foot]

Don't get me wrong, meeting girls in real life is definitely better. The chase is much more fun.

Nothing worse than going in a date and the girl is boring as fk. Or not as good looking as her pics suggest (very frequent).

 

[chicoazul]

3 weekends in a row I've been laid, lad.

I used to get laid three times in one week. No apps. No posting abar it on here. I treated them dames with respect.

 

[chicoazul]

He's absolutely fuming.

The 20 somethings have had MSN, Facebook, SnapChat and now Tinder to pull birds. No longer having to fight lads in public over a grot from Wallasey. Great stuff.

These are all the good things in life. You're missing out. The Chelsea in New Brighton could teach you a thing or do. Twenty years ago.

 

[chicoazul]

Don't get me wrong, meeting girls in real life is definitely better. The chase is much more fun.

Nothing worse than going in a date and the girl is boring as fk. Or not as good looking as her pics suggest (very frequent).

Please stay in character, we've got lids to antagonise here.

 

[Connor]

These are all the good things in life. You're missing out. The Chelsea in New Brighton could teach you a thing or do. Twenty years ago.

Baa Bar and Fusion now Azules. That's where to head.

The chase is still great but the apps cut through the middle man.