deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
...the spice must flow
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Today’s Football 2020/21 Season
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Chris O'Connor
Player Valuation: £35m
Another multilingual footballer and some people say the English don't do foreign languages
Jadon Sancho channels Joey Barton and Steve McClaren in bizarre interview on Norwegian TV
England and Borussia Dortmund winger Jadon Sancho ended up going viral for all of the wrong reasons on social media in the last 24 hours.
Sancho scored the first goal and created the second for Erling Braut Haaland as Dortmund thrashed Schalke 4-0 in the Revier derby in the Bundesliga on Saturday evening.
Unsurprisingly, Sancho and Haaland, who scored twice, were the centre of attention when it came to the post-match media duties and the pair ended up doing an interview with ViaSat, a TV Station from Haaland's native Norway.
The pair answered questions in English, but Sancho has earned ridicule by responding in a German accent, albeit in English.
Just so embarrassing, why on earth do they do it?
Sancho, Barton and McClaren - they must have about half a brain cell between them.
Jadon Sancho channels Joey Barton and Steve McClaren in bizarre interview on Norwegian TV
England and Borussia Dortmund winger Jadon Sancho ended up going viral for all of the wrong reasons on social media in the last 24 hours.
Sancho scored the first goal and created the second for Erling Braut Haaland as Dortmund thrashed Schalke 4-0 in the Revier derby in the Bundesliga on Saturday evening.
Unsurprisingly, Sancho and Haaland, who scored twice, were the centre of attention when it came to the post-match media duties and the pair ended up doing an interview with ViaSat, a TV Station from Haaland's native Norway.
The pair answered questions in English, but Sancho has earned ridicule by responding in a German accent, albeit in English.
Just so embarrassing, why on earth do they do it?
Sancho, Barton and McClaren - they must have about half a brain cell between them.
Bullens Rd
Player Valuation: £35m
I think they have a ill-informed opinion that they won't be able to be understood if they speak with their natural voice / accent, so they slow it down and put some weird accent on to try and make it more understandable, when it would be perfectly fine for them to speak as they would with their families and friends!
Honestly think the Barton one was a wind up (has to have been), but the McClaren one was hilarious.
You can only defend like that if you play for United.
Chris O'Connor
Player Valuation: £35m
It's like going to an Italian in town and trying to speak broken 'holiday' Italian with them even when you know they all speak perfectly good English.
Everyone just thinks they're absolutely thick.
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
City United and Leicester with a bit of a gap now in the top three positions.
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
yep...they play under a different set of rules. They MUST be kept relevant...TV subscription fees depend on that
SussexToffee
Player Valuation: £1m
Rashford is a cheat and very overrated player at that. VAR-Chester United they should be called.
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
I think West Ham will close that gap and a clear top 4 will emerge...all hail the Moyesiah!
I see Davy lifting the CL trophy next season
Bullens Rd
Player Valuation: £35m
Exactly, haha. I live abroad and some of my mates speak this dumb brand of English when they're ordering food or a pint / whatever. It's funny but embarrassing to be sat with them.
BT showing the top of the League. Top 6 of course even though Everton have the same points and a game in hand over the RS. It really does beggar belief.
Now Paul Scholes is saying that they miss the crowd at Anfield.
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
if Arsenal or Spurs were in our spot, there would have been a top 7 shown. Of course, if Arsenal and Spurs occupied positions 7 and 8, there would have been a top 8 shown.
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