Alan Whittle
Player Valuation: £60m
McPennos!
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Effort can only go so far to masking a lack of abilityIf you’re a Scotland fan you’ve got to be pretty embarrassed by the fact they’ve managed 1 solitary shot on target in 120 minutes, you’d think there’d be more effort considering the nation hasn’t qualified for a tournament in 22 years
Scotland win their first ever penalty shootout, supposedly.Scots through 5-3
Slovakian team on the sidelines making loads of mad noises when Ireland take a pen. Cheats.
What about Northern Ireland. Anyone who isn’t happy about a country with a population of less than 2 million people within one game of reaching a major international tournament doesn’t deserve football.