deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
I believe an edict has been passed down to commentators to try and exhibit more 'man on man' (aka homoerotic) love...it increases 'inclusivity'....which is uber-important these days. And with more LGTBQ eyes on the screen...more advertising $$$$$$$Think Martin Tyler’s got the hots for Antonio here, going on about his strong thighs calves….dirty pervert