Tom Cleverley

[Goat]

Better than most of our current midfielders.

 

[Hibbertinho]

Right, because Iceland is so well known for producing world class players, such as ... umm ...

... er, I'll get back to you on that

I was purposefully choosing an 'exotic-sounding', yet obviously lower standard of league - to illustrate the jargness of this mindset that I have encountered recently. Biting satire, I know.

(Although in fairness they must have a fairly strong development set-up over there).

 

[applecrumble]

Not exited at all about this tbh. He is an average player at best, which is just one more average player we don't need.

 

[orly]

He signed way back.

A bit like Luke Garbutt's new deal??

Just got home, first -10 for the day and I've not even had chance to out the kettle on

 

[Huyton Layne]

Seems his strongest stat is "minutes played"
Forza The Clev

 

[Prevenger17]

Right, because Iceland is so well known for producing world class players, such as ... umm ...

... er, I'll get back to you on that

I'm hoping Eidur Gudjohnsen just slipped your mind and you apologise.

 

[orly]

Can we call him by his proper name please.

The Clev.

Good idea.

When we start writing 'Abysmal Cleverly' people might think we are in the Ross Barkley thread

 

[Mogwai]

Phwaaaaooooorrrr! Those stats

 

[applecrumble]

Seems his strongest stat is "minutes played"
Forza The Clev

What a depressing looking Midfield.

 

[Eggs]

....he'll just have to win folk over but surely he's not a bad footballer. Selected by SAF for United and broke into the England side. If he does come to us I reckon a 25 year old England international will be a useful acquisition.

 

[Professor Toffee]

Good idea.

When we start writing 'Abysmal Cleverly' people might think we are in the Ross Barkley thread

"Not so cleverly" ?

 

[paulbefc]

Welcome, T-Clev.

 

[orly]

"Not so cleverly" ?

Identified Confusingly

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Looks good to me, ta.

 

[Goat]

Looks good to me, ta.

I accept your apology.