Tom Cleverley

[jcgefc]

Pretty much this.

He is gonna score the world's greatest volley one day.

lol I can't see him staying to do it in an Everton shirt though.

He's good enough to be a starter for lesser teams but not for us and personally I think he will want to be a guaranteed starter.

 

[Abraders]

lol I can't see him staying to do it in an Everton shirt though.

He's good enough to be a starter for lesser teams but not for us and personally I think he will want to be a guaranteed starter.

More than likely! But we will see, he can definitely be an ok squady. Just like you said, he probably wants to play.

 

[orly]

lol I can't see him staying to do it in an Everton shirt though.

He's good enough to be a starter for lesser teams but not for us and personally I think he will want to be a guaranteed starter.

lol lol lol

Imagine the level of delusion swirling through the mind of Snivelley and him wanting to be a guaranteed started anywhere in a top 18 premier league team.

Will end up a sub at Boro or something. Maybe Hull.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

 

[sharkey1001]

Been playing too much FM I was made up we were signing a talented young Brazillian

Sign him and Malcom - £10m for the pair, and Zivkovic for £1.7m as well! lol

 

[Efcjake]

Need to do a photoshop of a passing of the torch ceremony with him and Osman.

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

Good of you to bump this thread to remind everyone how crap the Clev is.

 

[Goat]

The Clev wont be a scapegoat cos he wont ever get on the pitch.

 

[MikeH72]

The definition of a "scapegoat" is a person who is blamed for all faults and wrongdoings even when not directly responsible.

Calling a crap player crap, does not make him a scapegoat

 

[sharkey1001]

We give them a player he becomes their top ever scorer best ever striker and player. We get Captain pointy, professer injured, a bang average keeper who's unchallenged his whole 10 year career and cleverly.

We

Have

Been

Manc Mugged

It's like Fulham who we mugged:

- Radskinski
- Pembridge
- Andy Johnson - £13m!!!!!
- Heitinga
- McBride (although he was good and we should have bought him but didnt have £1m)

And a few others I'm certain? Wish they had bought Neville and Hibbert though as well

 

[Efcjake]

The Clev wont be a scapegoat cos he wont ever get on the pitch.

This would represent a major upgrade over Martinez. I for one like to see wide players in wide positions. Revolutionary I know.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I always find it funny that people call him "Snivelly" when it is they who are the whiny douches getting their knickers in a twist over a perfectly decent back up CM

Yeah, he was awful on the wing, but who was it who kept playing him there when it was obvious to even an amoeba that he should have been playing in the middle?

He has become little more than a vessel for people's hatred of Martinez

It's actually hilarious

Oh well, I guess you all need someone to round on to distract you from your own deficiencies

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

The Clev being crap for Everton.

 

[sageyefc]

I always find it funny that people call him "Snivelly" when it is they who are the whiny douches getting their knickers in a twist over a perfectly decent back up CM

Yeah, he was awful on the wing, but who was it who kept playing him there when it was obvious to even an amoeba that he should have been playing in the middle?

He has become little more than a vessel for people's hatred of Martinez

It's actually hilarious

Oh well, I guess you all need someone to round on to distract you from your own deficiencies

Wings his best position, just shows how crap he is

 

[bluestevon]

I always find it funny that people call him "Snivelly" when it is they who are the whiny douches getting their knickers in a twist over a perfectly decent back up CM

Yeah, he was awful on the wing, but who was it who kept playing him there when it was obvious to even an amoeba that he should have been playing in the middle?

He has become little more than a vessel for people's hatred of Martinez

It's actually hilarious

Oh well, I guess you all need someone to round on to distract you from your own deficiencies

the problem with him mate, isn't that he's terrible, it's just that he does nothing well enough at this level

not fast enough to play wide, not strong enough to play centrally, not creative enough to play further forward.

you can get by playing all those positions if you have something you can do exceptionally well, but he doesn't - nice bloke, player that youi watch and think should be good enough if you can find his best position etc, but ultimately not good enough