I was chuckling when Ross went off and The Clev was given the armband, as I imagined the horror of the Cleverley haters, who have somehow managed to turn a bang average CM into their version of the Anti-Christ
Guys, he's done nothing to deserve this level of passionate hatred. We know you all hate Martinez and, by association, any player he signed or championed must feel your wrath, but come on, it's getting a bit daft now
I'd happily have him over Darron "Six Pints before closing" Gibson, as at least Tom Cleverley is actually a professional
But go ahead, keep fuming over him and calling him "Snivelley"
You'll be clamouring to have him burnt to death in a giant wicker brown shoe next