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Player Valuation: £35m
The rough part of Hell.Wheres stoke?
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The rough part of Hell.Wheres stoke?
'We aim to finish every transfer window stronger than we went into it'
Goalkeeper - GOD NO
Defence - NO
Midfield including wingers - Maybe yes.
Strikers - NO
SOMEONE HELP ME
They're steadily improving, we're steadily getting worse. I'm scared
Next to mordor or in mordor?The rough part of Hell.
'We aim to finish every transfer window stronger than we went into it'
Goalkeeper - GOD NO
Defence - NO
Midfield including wingers - Maybe yes.
Strikers - NO
SOMEONE HELP ME
Shaqiri, Bojan and Charlie Adam.
People from Stoke dream of a holiday home in Mordor.Next to mordor or in mordor?
Am sorry but Charlie Adam wouldn't get in our team
And isn't Bojan crocked?Am sorry but Charlie Adam wouldn't get in our team
Them and a few other teams seem to have more ambition, think losing out on this will be remembered for a long time, hope I am wrong like.They're steadily improving, we're steadily getting worse. I'm scared
We've all got blood on our hands - anyone who even just the once sang 'We've got no money so we signed the players on loan' with glee.... Wearing poverty on our sleeves like its a badge of honour and something for Everton to be proud of.... This is the end result.