Transfer Window Thread

[Mashtray]

Never ever in for Dragovic. Bobby puts a lot of emphasis on 'the right characters' for locker room harmony etc. This guy is a Serb who racially abused our Bosnian psycho in an international match recently. He wouldn't last a week before being found in some back-room office in Finch Farm like a scene from Dexter.

i worry about Mo, i feel he could snap at any minute and start a chain of grizzly murders...

 

[Wat Tyler]

We desperately need a striker

 

[neil999]

No transfers today

OR....the transfer hotline has taken up all the telephone ...err space!

 

[Deleted member 24970]

I can't catch up 80 pages..

Any one care to bullet point it? Any new moves?

• Lukaku sold
• Mccarthy sold
• stones sold
• mirallas sold
• Ogbonna turned us down for west ham
• Kenwright divides opinion
• Delboy is magic y'know
• Garbutt out on loan
• Cleverly in on a free to cover our former roadrunner mccarthy.

Thank me later.

 

[ijjysmith]

OR....the transfer hotline has taken up all the telephone ...err space!

Chelsea trying to get through mate.

 

[Moomin]

Chelsea trying to get through mate.

We've got rid of the telephone lines in a cost saving exercise, that's why we sent a letter to Chelsea. Which said " Any spare change please? "

 

[efc.1878]

Not sure if anyone has already posted this, but it gives you an insight of how a transfer actually works ...

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...ansfer-works-from-the-scouting-to-the-signing

 

[ijjysmith]

We've got rid of the telephone lines in a cost saving exercise, that's why we sent a letter to Chelsea. Which said " Any spare change please? "

When they say 'our phone lines' they mean the Toffeegirl who answers the phone has lost her Nokia 3210 charger.

 

[hetion]

i worry about Mo, i feel he could snap at any minute and start a chain of grizzly murders...

The worst thing about this preseason for me is him and Del being injured. Think it would have been such an important time for them to show what they can add to the side and get up to speed with some gametime. Really frustrating.

 

[Deleted member 24970]

Distin hasn't really said anything bad.

Even if he has, im not stupid or naive enough to tell him to his face. I might write him a strongly worded letter or email outlining to him that this is our club and we love it, we love our history and every player that pulled on the royal blue to try and make our dreams of seeing success come true. Disrespecting our club will not be tolerated. Now shut up you great big steroid abusing, near pension collecting, fat headed buzz lightyear look alike beaut. If my words do not have the desired effct and you still wish to run your mouth, i will personally shut it for you with these bare hands.

P.S. Your just a sh*t Joleon Lescott. Suarez still thanks you for 'that' assist.

Your Sincerley

Dave-K
AKA DA-VEK.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Berbatov apparently going to Villa on a free. Could be decent business that for a year. I'd take him as experienced cover as he's still got a touch of class.

 

[neil999]

When they say 'our phone lines' they mean the Toffeegirl who answers the phone has lost her Nokia 3210 charger.

ran the battery down playing snake...

 

[TheBlueGibbon]

When they say 'our phone lines' they mean the Toffeegirl who answers the phone has lost her Nokia 3210 charger.

Surely not, the battery on those will still be at 50% when the sun turns into a red giant.

 

[By god I'm blue]

Berbatov apparently going to Villa on a free. Could be decent business that for a year. I'd take him as experienced cover as he's still got a touch of class.

Nah, we saw how those not very hungry, former world stars panned out last year didn't we? Rather give a youngster a chance to make a name for themselves.

 

[milks]

Not sure if anyone has already posted this, but it gives you an insight of how a transfer actually works ...

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...ansfer-works-from-the-scouting-to-the-signing

I'd read The Nowhere Men - an excellent read, details everything you would ever need to know about scouting and transfers.