Transfer Window Thread

[Bungle]

Millie Clode apparently doing a special one off documentary for Transfer deadline day as well where she discusses Premier League players penis'.

Clode on Chode is due to air at 8pm on deadline day.

 

[Lewisefc92]

Adama traore in talks with the RS over a season long loan, not really a proven player and I am glad we missed the boat. Shaquiri however would be a quality signing. And anybody saying Nolito would be too much money for a 28 year old, just watch how Payet lights up the league this season at West Ham

 

[Raino85]

Crystal Palace getting Wickham in for £9m. We're now being outspent massively by Crystal Palace, a team that finished above us, whilst we flounder in the bargain basement. This is an absolute pathetic attempt by this board.

I hope the rumours of the plane flying around Goodison on the opening day are true.

Badly Kopite the plane idea
Put that one straight into a bin
Bill "Oh deer a plane, I best sell up"

 

[Dithering Dougie]

Crystal Palace getting Wickham in for £9m. We're now being outspent massively by Crystal Palace, a team that finished above us, whilst we flounder in the bargain basement. This is an absolute pathetic attempt by this board.

I hope the rumours of the plane flying around Goodison on the opening day are true.

......

 

[Bungle]

Badly Kopite the plane idea
Put that one straight into a bin
Bill "Oh deer a plane, I best sell up"

Where we gonna find a bin big enough for a plane?

 

[bluemangroup]

I have it on good authority that Natalie Sawyer is going to get her tits out on Deadline Day and then suplex Jim White through the News Desk before performing oral on Hayley McQueen.

I can confirm that I will be wanking furiously into a sock as this story unfolds. More as we get it.

 

[TheCount]

If we keep Stones (which I'm not convinced we will) I'm actually not arsed about a defender. Browning and Galloway are decent back ups, and if one of them has to step in then they have to take their chance.

Number 10/Winger would be nice, but again, the players are there within the squad to do a job - Barkley, Del, Kev are as talented a bunch as we're going to see behind the striker without mega investment. Its a case of managing them correctly and getting the best out of them. Osman, Pienaar, Connor, McGeady are semi-able deputies.

Coming round to the idea that the most pressing need is a striker to give Rom competition. Rather than a hold up player, I'd like to see a Tevez, Saurez type, someone who can press and worry defenders with acceleration. Wouldn't mind seeing some sort of punt at this, any ideas? Could Shaqiri play this role?

 

[bluemangroup]

Where we gonna find a bin big enough for a plane?

Malaysia

 

[Hibbertinho]

How much is that playmaker in the win-dow...
The one with the lethal assists record...

*sobs heavily*

 

[Thuck ma Baws]

More links with shaqiri again today, hoping this is picking up and there's some truth in it!

Palace are linked with Shaqiri too this morning, as well as Llorente! If they sign those two I might go and support them instead.

 

[Bungle]

I can confirm that I will be wanking furiously into a sock as this story unfolds. More as we get it.

Just getting news in that the special feature "Come and have abdo if you think you're hard enough" has been pulled.

 

[bluemangroup]

Just getting news in that the special feature "Come and have abdo if you think you're hard enough" has been pulled.

Pulled off. Amirite?

 

[billytoffee]

Where we gonna find a bin big enough for a plane?

On the other side of Stanley Park!

 

[Bungle]

Pulled off. Amirite?

 

[neil999]

whos better shaqiri or nolito? TELL ME