Transfer Window Thread

[Shibbywiggles]

This place is absolutely hilarious most of the time...

but do we have to call him contract 'nonce'?

I'm not one for sensitivity, but I just think it's a bit offensive to be calling the guy a paedophile?

Might just be me that thinks though!

Yeah I wish his nickname was something else because the photoshops and such crack me up every time.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

If we sign Yarmalenko and Mori, and then suddenly cash in on Stones - what do we do with the 35 million? Obviously a central defender, but who, and what then?

@BillKenwright

 

[Librarian]

 

[Tubey]

This place is absolutely hilarious most of the time...

but do we have to call him contract 'nonce'?

I'm not one for sensitivity, but I just think it's a bit offensive to be calling the guy a paedophile?

Might just be me that thinks though!

He's a contract nonce mate. He nonces contracts, not children.

Those poor, poor contracts.

 

[neil999]

19 in 49 for your country is pretty good going...

 

[blue4eva77]

Different position though mate

Is it really though ? I know Yarmo isn't an out and out striker but he can play there and probably will play there at some point. Kone was playing wider right to Lukaku last saturday.

 

[mkrudden]

He's a contract nonce mate. He nonces contracts, not children.

Those poor, poor contracts.

Ahhhh gotcha.

He's sexually attracted to contracts.

Well aren't we all?

 

[spudmuncher]

Supposedly signing at 3pm. It's still just media talk but it's heating up so much there can't be nothing in it. I doubt it'll be in the next couple of hours though.

Signing at 3pm? ??....
*reaches for bottle of Jameson and rings in sick for work

 

[RFUS]

This place is absolutely hilarious most of the time...

but do we have to call him contract 'nonce'?

I'm not one for sensitivity, but I just think it's a bit offensive to be calling the guy a paedophile?

Might just be me that thinks though!

He's a contract nonce mate. He nonces contracts, not children.

Those poor, poor contracts.

I will call him whatever he wants me to call him. He's my hero.

 

[meagher94]

Austin, Lennon, young RB from Leeds and a boss cb.

How much room do you think we have left for expansion on our wage bill?!

 

[Furey1878]

This place is absolutely hilarious most of the time...

but do we have to call him contract 'nonce'?

I'm not one for sensitivity, but I just think it's a bit offensive to be calling the guy a paedophile?

Might just be me that thinks though!

William Ralph 'Dixie' Dean was called Dixie due to his tanned skin, so in essence it was a racial slur.

Contract Nonce is the biggest club legend since Dixie Dean, and as such we'll honour his nickname.

 

[Dharma]

What is the latest with yarmolenko, don't have time to read back.... is it still just rumour and paper talk??

 

[deipnosophist]

Ahhhh gotcha.

He's sexually attracted to contracts.

Well aren't we all?

I prefer woman with secretary glasses



....oh! contracts

 

[mkrudden]

William Ralph 'Dixie' Dean was called Dixie due to his tanned skin, so in essence it was a racial slur.

Contract Nonce is the biggest club legend since Dixie Dean, and as such we'll honour his nickname.

Ey, mate, as I said, it may just be me (and @Shibbywiggles) that think this.

 

[mkrudden]

I prefer woman with secretary glasses



....oh! contracts

Mate, if rep were still alive i'd be giving it you in your droves for this. I'm howling here.