Gordon Lee's Cushion
Player Valuation: £2.5m
THEY'RE BLOODY POISONING US MATE! I'll still take his money
They're allegedly poisoning traitors. In any case, we should not label a businessman as a supporter of state terrorism. International diplomacy is as fake as wrestling, each side making noises to appease the masses.
He's not been desperate to sell, he has left it until the exact time he wanted. Too early and we get fleeced on our transfers, too late and we can't make them. I'd expect it to be knowledge to any world class signings just before they put pen to paper. I hope our medical team can cope with it all, I won't be able to think straight on Thursday.
Stick money on us winning something this season, you'll make a decent wedge.