2022/23 Vitalii Mykolenko

[Big Sams Undies]

Of all the left backs in the world why did we choose him?

Cos our DOFs have all been turd (whether that’s all their own fault is up for debate)

 

[blueblood]

I worry that Eddie Howe will do to us what Man U did and just keep switching the ball quickly and isolate our fullbacks. It’s such a clear weakness in our team. That’s why I’d rather play Godfrey who is at least quite quick so has a chance of recovering and getting back if (when) he’s made a mistake.

In his time here, Mykolenko has had the chance to work with 2 of the best English left backs of the last 20 years in Baines and Ashley Cole, yet even with them to mentor him I’ve seen no noticeable improvement since he joined us.

 

[Parker]

Still waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out and tell me I've been punked into having to watch this bum every week.

Thrown away Lucas Digne for this lad. My god.

 

[coleman=quality]

Still waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out and tell me I've been punked into having to watch this bum every week.

Thrown away Lucas Digne for this lad. My god.

 

[Goodisongang]

He's the worst full back I've ever seen in this league, he's worse than cuco Martina and I'm being deadly serious, horrible little coward of a man

 

[coleman=quality]

Still waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out and tell me I've been punked into having to watch this bum every week.

Thrown away Lucas Digne for this lad. My god.

Anyone who defends him or says he’s ok is just trying to be a bit edgy or quirky and stand out from the crowd cause he is one of the worst I’ve seen.

 

[Parker]

Anyone who defends him or says he’s ok is just trying to be a bit edgy or quirky and stand out from the crowd cause he is one of the worst I’ve seen.

I remember when we first signed him and he got legged by some winger at a bottom half championship club. But people didn't want to say anything bad about him because of the Ukraine Russia thing.

He absolutely reeks. And always has.

 

[Walken]

Duncan was spot on

 

[LocalNative]

actually cringe a little bit for him. So far out of his depth it’s unreal - I think he’d struggle in the championship.

 

[banno]

Him and Godfrey and Keane are just not good enough

 

[Sea Moose]

Have no idea how people like him make it as professional footballers, lower echelons maybe I could fathom it..

Sums up our squad.

Not even good enough if we go down.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I worry that Eddie Howe will do to us what Man U did and just keep switching the ball quickly and isolate our fullbacks. It’s such a clear weakness in our team. That’s why I’d rather play Godfrey who is at least quite quick so has a chance of recovering and getting back if (when) he’s made a mistake.

In his time here, Mykolenko has had the chance to work with 2 of the best English left backs of the last 20 years in Baines and Ashley Cole, yet even with them to mentor him I’ve seen no noticeable improvement since he joined us.

This aged well

 

[davies1878]

Who on earth scouted him?
18 million pound, unbelievable, don't they ever wonder why no other clubs are going for these players?

 

[Fralahna]

Duncan was spot on

What did he say

 

[blueconverse]

First visit to goodison this season and I couldn't believe he looked worse in person