Watches

[trueblue84]

This is easily the most humble Tory thread on this godforsaken forum.

 

[chicoazul]

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See? SEE?

 

[Jimishorts]

I’m a broken washed up goader, and it hurts.

That’s sad to see tbh, there will always be a Newcastle around the corner to be milked.

Just hope it’s not Le Ev otherwise we’re Fudged.

 

[chicoazul]

I’m a broken washed up goader, and it hurts.

That’s sad to see tbh, there will always be a Newcastle around the corner to be milked.

Just hope it’s not Le Ev otherwise we’re Fudged.

Even they don’t fall for my chuff these days either. Please send help.

 

[LEONARD]

This is easily the most humble Tory thread on this godforsaken forum.

Show me the quotation in 'Das Kapital' that say's working class people should not wear nice watches.

 

[Jimishorts]

Please send help.

Nah, gonna invest in magic beans or at least something that might have a future.

 

[DanEFC92]

Did they at least replace the seals and test water resistance while they were at it? If they just cracked it open and chucked a new batt in, I'd crack THEM open.

I hope so! Not sure whats included.

Fear Ernest Jones has had my trousers down.

 

[verreauxi]

It’s spitting in the face of families struggling to put food on the table mate. It just tells the time, but also tells of an owner completely defunct of compassion for others.

My favorite Saturday activity is to strap on a gold Rolex to each wrist and drive my Audi to the supermarket. I buy tons of groceries--packages of cookies, yummy frozen pizzas, bags of crisps, etc., and load up my car so much that the back seat is filled with items and you can see them through the windows. I drive up to the local homeless charity shelter where people are lined up outside waiting for a meal. I call over the volunteers, making a big and highly audible announcement about needing hand-trucks and carts to unload this food to feed all the needy people. While the volunteers scramble back inside looking for carts and other volunteers to unload the food items, I finish my package of Hobnobs, take a look at my Gold Rolex (which urgently tells me that I need to be somewhere else because I'm important), and quickly get back in my Audi and drive away.

 

[LEONARD]

My favorite Saturday activity is to strap on a gold Rolex to each wrist and drive my Audi to the supermarket. I buy tons of groceries--packages of cookies, yummy frozen pizzas, bags of crisps, etc., and load up my car so much that the back seat is filled with items and you can see them through the windows. I drive up to the local homeless charity shelter where people are lined up outside waiting for a meal. I call over the volunteers, making a big and highly audible announcement about needing hand-trucks and carts to unload this food to feed all the needy people. While the volunteers scramble back inside looking for carts and other volunteers to unload the food items, I finish my package of Hobnobs, take a look at my Gold Rolex (which urgently tells me that I need to be somewhere else because I'm important), and quickly get back in my Audi and drive away.

 

[LEONARD]

It’s spitting in the face of families struggling to put food on the table mate. It just tells the time, but also tells of an owner completely defunct of compassion for others.

I can't decide if this is genuine virtue signalling, or a deliberate wind -up ( pun intended)

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[chicoazul]

I can't decide if this is genuine virtue signalling, or a deliberate wind -up ( pun intended)

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It’s 100% genuine mate. During times when families are struggling to put food on the table and the Tory blues on here get together to humble brag about filthy rich timepieces. Disgusting.

 

[verreauxi]

It’s 100% genuine mate. During times when families are struggling to put food on the table and the Tory blues on here get together to humble brag about filthy rich timepieces. Disgusting.

We are the worst!

 

[wm02]

I have four watches I’m hugely fond of and wish not for them to be advertised lest you monsters storm my humble abode to steal them.

Come on—-maybe a list of four this time

 

[chicoazul]

Come on—-maybe a list of four this time

One is an Apple Watch and another a Tissot, but the other two I refuse to share.

 

[chicoazul]

IVE GOT A WHITE GOLD ROLEX DATEJUST AND A TAG MONACO LADS.