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1-0 blues
OG
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Dario Terracotta
Player Valuation: £70m
We're definately due a win
sharkey1001
Player Valuation: £10m
Imagine Tom Cleverley starts..... 
TheBigIguana
Player Valuation: £100m
They play a sinilar 3/5 at the back system to what Chelsea play. The 4231 we tend to use isn't very well suited to play against that especially when Lukaku won't press and the rest of the team won't support him. Last time we went 3 at the back we got blasted so Koeman really needs to earn his money and come up with a good plan here
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
There is very little that Everton has done of late (as in over a quarter of a century) to inspire within me even a scintilla of optimism.
We will start slowly, go behind to a Deeney screamer, continue to play haplessly, fall a further goal behind and continue to play hoof ball to rubber shins Lukaku (who will look suitably disinterested the entire match).
So, 2-0 to the hornets.
And after 94 minutes of making all of our eyes bleed, our magnificent men will all collect their 50-100 thousand pound weekly wages and look forward to a good night out (though probably not in Watford).
And so on to the Arsenal game, for our next instalment of déjà vu.
Disillusioned much?...yeah, more than a little.
We will start slowly, go behind to a Deeney screamer, continue to play haplessly, fall a further goal behind and continue to play hoof ball to rubber shins Lukaku (who will look suitably disinterested the entire match).
So, 2-0 to the hornets.
And after 94 minutes of making all of our eyes bleed, our magnificent men will all collect their 50-100 thousand pound weekly wages and look forward to a good night out (though probably not in Watford).
And so on to the Arsenal game, for our next instalment of déjà vu.
Disillusioned much?...yeah, more than a little.
Koeman should show Watford's captain on MOTD2 to give them the inspiration to win!
24th ish, will read later....
....this week.
....this week.
Charles Hawtrey
Player Valuation: £50m
Great preview - no Chico but who could be?
Was the "By enlarge" in the second stanza just for me? if so keep up the good work!
Was the "By enlarge" in the second stanza just for me? if so keep up the good work!
Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
So negative. I'm convinced we'll score at least once.
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