Papa Shango
Player Valuation: £70m
Do people really still begrudge Rooney for making the move? He's won everything he can possibly win with United, and has become their all time top scorer.
We were never going to keep hold of him. We even sold Arteta to balance the books, who can only dream of being a player as good as Rooney is/was. I'm sure the board didn't have any problem with the £30m the club received, we needed those funds.
He's still got a huge amount to offer and just because he can't get into an attack assembled with £200m at United doesn't mean he isn't good enough for us. He would walk into the Arsenal/City/Liverpool sides, and would put us on the map again.
We're in need of a new captain with Jags on his way out, and since he's captained both United and England I'd say he'd be perfect for the job.
To say that one of the best known players in world football shouldn't be joining us is crazy talk. It's the kind of player that could convince Lukaku to stay.
Welcome home Rooney. You've won everything there is to win, now do it with us.
Oh that's it! I am banning myself from this thread before I do myself some damage.
You are all mad.
Captain!