Transfer Rumour Wayne Rooney

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

£250K a week will be obscene for us to pay him.
The average wage is around £30K a year, so Wayne could earn someone's lifetime earnings in 2 months.

We won't be paying him £250k a week

 

[Houghty19]

Personally no problem with him coming back as long as he fits into our pay structure i.e as long as he is on around the same as our other senior professionals. I think he's worth punt as during his last season at utd his fitness was definitely suffering with a lack of game time he might get that more here and I also reckon that pulling on the blue Jersey will put a spring in his step. Mind you I'm off putting a tenner on him being sent off in the next Derby after a scything tackle through the back of coutinho

 

[blue62]

If he can find his mojo then who knows? Will definitely benefit the club commercially and as it looks like it's a done deal there's nothing to be gained from booing, let's get behind him.

 

[Papa Shango]

Commercially makes sense With our current deal it does not.
Adds to squad depth Yeah fair enough. that's all he will/should be.
Experience / winner mentality Not that relevant in my opinion.
Prem & CL winner That's the same thing as the one above! Stop cheating!
Quality It's 2017
An Evertonian I'm an astronaut. It's easy to say what you are. Actions speak louder than words and all that.

 

[Papa Shango]

Our most popular player on Instagram is Lukaku on 300k followers.

Rooney has over 10m.

The ground only holds 40k...

Seriously though we are judging a signing on instagram followers?

What on earth has happened to the world?

 

[MrGrumpy]

i bet he's only coming back so he can meet Contract Dave.

Bet contract Dave has more followers then Everton do on twitter

 

[Jadubsee]

I'm not as against this as some (though overall I don't think it's a great idea), but I can really see him becoming a major target for the boo boys after a couple of sub-par performances

 

[Brennan]

£250K a week will be obscene for us to pay him.
The average wage is around £30K a year, so Wayne could earn someone's lifetime earnings in 2 months.

Not really relevant though is it, he's not doing an average job.

 

[Papa Shango]

Hi wayne do u want picking up in the morning pal.

Alan Stubbs is bringing him back in in the boot of his car.

The circle is complete.

 

[TheFinnFan]

hahaha how blind and pessimistic can one be

 

[MrGrumpy]

Watched Toffee claiming its done, he's signed

 

[mkrudden]

The ground only holds 40k...

Seriously though we are judging a signing on instagram followers?

What on earth has happened to the world?

There is no way that you're this silly mate.

 

[Papa Shango]

Not really relevant though is it, he's not doing an average job.

Been doing a below average job for the past few seasons...

 

[madkiwi]

Ronko slaps a good pre season on him, more game time, and hopefully a bit of hunger to win something in blue.

Can't see anything wrong with this.

Yeah, not too much of the hunger though please ...

 

[kenada_blue]

Excited to see what the announcement video will be like.

Bombing round Goodison before stopping to see Wayne stepping out of Byrnes chippy with a fish special