2017/18 Wayne Rooney

[bring the ghost on]

Back to football.

Never mind football mate, I don't think enough has been said about his drink driving in this thread yet.

 

[Seanjd]

http://www.forum.drinkdriving.org/have-you-been-caught-convicted-drink-driving/68157.htm

A few months ago I was breathalysed after having 5 pints of Guinness and having analysed every thread on this site and similar others I thought I would share my experience. I had finished a 14 hour shift at work where all I had eaten was a bacon sandwich early in the morning. I had my first pint around 9.15pm and proceeded to have five in total by approximately 11pm (I know, complete idiot). On the way home I stopped for a takeaway (which I was bringing home and did not eat) for approximately 10 minutes and was pulled over at approximately 11.30pm.

The result from my privately tested blood sample returned with a blood alcohol level of 79mg per 100millilitres of blood. The lab assistant told me the police test should therefore return at 73mg; which it did some weeks later. The sense of relief and thankfulness for my answered prayers is hard to put into words.



That fella drank 5 pints and still "passed", using that as the benchmark, Rooney must have had to drink around 16-17 pints to get such a high reading.

I was so, so disappointed in you until reading your final sentence.

Interesting story, though.

 

[Seanjd]

Never mind football mate, I don't think enough has been said about his drink driving in this thread yet.

Not only has he let his family down, the manager down, his team down and everybody here down. Most of all, he's let himself down.

 

[4737carlin]

Glad that case is behind him, can focus now on the football. Yeah he has a lot to sort away from the game but that dosent seem to effect him when he plays

 

[Seanjd]

Wish he was banned from playing football for two years, too.

How come mate?

 

[Carlito]

That court drawing is almost as funny as the picture with the giant lollipop.

 

[Carlito]

That court drawing is almost as funny as the picture with the giant lollipop.

Et tu, Auto-correct?

 

[DualityNSNO]

Et tu, Auto-correct?

LOLlipop

@GoT PLS FIX

 

[Runcornblue52]

our best player

 

[Walken]

Idrissa Gueye is our best player mate.

If he could pass a ball he would be

 

[GwladysBlue]

How come mate?

He's a bit crap, mate.

 

[tommye]

 

[Zezti]

Looks like a mischievous kid in the passenger seat

 

[bring the ghost on]

He's a bit crap, mate.

Arguably our best player against Stoke and Man Utd. Not saying much, but I don't know why he's being singled out.

 

[mightymoyes]

Fingers crossed he only starts league cup games for rest of his everton career