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Big_nev
Player Valuation: £25m
We knew exactly what we were getting with the return of Rooney. A player that had declined over the past few seasons but still had moments of brilliance.
What we didn't expect was for said player to be one of our key players whilst getting bevvied and fingering women around the back of Pop World.
What we didn't expect was for said player to be one of our key players whilst getting bevvied and fingering women around the back of Pop World.
efcjames
Player Valuation: £35m
Papa Shango
Player Valuation: £70m
Our defence would still be utter garbage.
Toffee in Jandals
Player Valuation: £35m
Yes. But we would win games 6-5.
And Roberto Martinez would think we're phenomenal.
His short passing has been shameful, by his own standard.
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
He scored in the 90th min last Sunday.
Just saying like.
ricer10
Player Valuation: £15m
Penalty
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
Soz.
Forgot pennos don't count as real goals.
crockyblue79
Player Valuation: £950k
When Rooney left us in 2004 we finished 4th bottom,our lowest finish for decades.The following season we finish 4th,our highest finish in the premier league.Two months into the season of his return we are in the bottom 3 again. Anybody believe in jinx's?
It would make a good horror film. "The Curse of the Granny-Shagger" starring Val Kilmer, coming soon to a cinema near you.
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