Charlie Sweet
Player Valuation: £35m
still our best player
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Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Definitely finished at this level 
Have we taken to him yet ?
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Fat Waster
Osamabindiesel
Player Valuation: £70m
I'll be very upset if he plays no. 10 against relegation fodder again. It's no surprise he looks much better with the field in front of him. He struggles up top against teams parking the bus.
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Still keeping up with Lukaku, double figures already.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
I don’t want to jinx it but at his current scoring rate he’d be on 20+ by the end of the season. That’d be incredible considering how many thought he was just coming here for his last pay day.
He must be favourite for player of the season so far.
He must be favourite for player of the season so far.
alan shearer must be quaking in his motd boots
How many goals does he need to catch him?
54 i think
Norwegian Cow
Player Valuation: £40m
Wayne Rooney has failed to score with 10 of his 32 Premier League penalty kicks,
johnnydawg68
Chairperson, People's Front of Saint Domingo
Was poor today to be honest.
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