Welcome Jose Mourinho

[NeilMorepies]

Well... Here's the latest:

Fenerbahçe official releases statement over Jose Mourinho to Everton claims - Sport Witness

Quite often a huge claim can be made in the football media, it become a thing across Europe, and it then disappear without a trace. However, when Turkish clubs are involved and there’s an insinuation of them somehow being disrespected, rumours which would usually melt away are taken head-on...

sportwitness.co.uk

I think it might be prudent for Evertonians to avoid going near Kebab shops, ethnic Coffee shops and Barbers for a while, at least until they have calmed down and sanitised their underwear.

We better send them some thoughts and prayers.

 

[degsy]

Welcome home Jose, in so many ways
(Just ignore he’s the Fenerbahçe manager for now).

20 yrs too late

 

[PhilM]

If he comes in and signs Axel Witsel, Esk can say his prophecy was correct, if not a good few years late.

 

[Fralahna]

No way Jose

 

[AirMo]

Where is the “Fine. Anyone but Dyche” option?

 

[TrailerTrash]

Would I prefer Jose to Dyche?

Yes.

Would Jose be any good? This is Everton. Of course not.

Might attract a decent few players though?

Who knows... I am just a worn down nub of enthusiasm at this point, with not much left to give.

 

[hallamblue]

Hates the rs, so it's a yes from me.

 

[JP5]

I think it’d be boss tbh. I think he’d absolutely love it here.

 

[Toffeeslam]

I think it’d be boss tbh. I think he’d absolutely love it here.

He’d be blaming the fans once it starts to go sideways along with the board, owners, players and the tea lady.

And that’s after his had a pop at the kit man

 

[JP5]

He’d be blaming the fans once it starts to go sideways along with the board, owners, players and the tea lady.

And that’s after his had a pop at the kit man

Exactly. Will be brilliant.

 

[everton1953]

Back to Man U? ten Hag will be sacked after today's appalling display against a very poor Villa. I thought Everton Newcastle was a terrible standard but this Villa v Man U sets an even lower bar for awful football.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Back to Man U? ten Hag will be sacked after today's appalling display against a very poor Villa. I thought Everton Newcastle was a terrible standard but this Villa v Man U sets an even lower bar for awful football.

Who are you to judge...the BBC claims it was a"battling draw", the sluts.

 

[everton1953]

The SKY commentators are not supposed to slag off the match they are being paid to present, but on this occasion even our friend Spitting Carragher said it was devoid of quality.

 

[NeilMorepies]

Jose would certainly make players out of Beto, Dele Alli and Keane.

I mean, just look what he did for Drogba, Lampard and Terry..

They were nothing before Mourinho

 

[Dymak]

He’d be my first choice. The narrative would change in an instant. He’d demand European qualification from the players and he’d be embarrassed to not qualify for Europe. This is what we need!

If you discount his early season Chelsea sacking in 2015, his lowest win ratio over an entire season is 40 percent, with the vast majority of his managerial seasons having a win ratio of well over 50 percent. His overall win percentage is 62%, and that’s over a 24 year period. He’s one of the greatest managers the world has ever seen!

Jose Mourinho > Graham Potter.