What’s in a name ?

[Kurt.]

It's been my experience that anyone named Justin is an absolute bellend. Starting with my prime minister.

My mrs calls me Justin …. No idea why

 

[cronullasharks]

What a Tragedeigh.

Looks like an Irish name that

 

[notrevE5]

while at secondary school we had a classmate named Valentine, needless to say he was at the receiving end of the mother and father of all ribbing, it was relentless and come February 14th oh god help the poor devil, from lads handing him red roses to sending him Valentine cards under the guise of loved up teen girls pledging their undying admiration for him.
lesser men would have gone off the deep end, he must have been absolutely thrilled with his parents

 

[Fralahna]

Tracy for a female always raises an eyebrow.
Angela's always seem nice.
Margaret is my mother in laws as well as thatcher, say no more.
Roger ; daftness.
Dave ;sound.
Tommy (without the e);sound.
John or sconehead; sound.
Angus ; gobshite.
Craig;sound
Callum;sound.

Temmy?

 

[DualityNSNO]

Temmy?

Toemmy.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

It's been my experience that anyone named Justin is an absolute bellend. Starting with my prime minister.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Exceptions to the rule.

 

[summerisle]

Guilty, m'lud.

 

[Pootsy]

My sister named her kid Ada. Now that's not too bad a name but said with a Belfast accent it grates quite a bit. Poor Girl.

 

[Littlesue]

while at secondary school we had a classmate named Valentine, needless to say he was at the receiving end of the mother and father of all ribbing, it was relentless and come February 14th oh god help the poor devil, from lads handing him red roses to sending him Valentine cards under the guise of loved up teen girls pledging their undying admiration for him.
lesser men would have gone off the deep end, he must have been absolutely thrilled with his parents

His Mother must have been a lover of Podark

 

[Abertonian]

At school we had a kid come over from the old US of A and when the teacher referred to him as Bruno corrected her to say his name was actually Bruno Junior but most people just call him BJ.

Oh the mirth.

 

[perth_blue]

There was a fella round these parts a few years back. Horatio Thunder Birdbath.
Not sure if he's still ticking, thought that was a cracking name.

 

[Rita_Poon]

His Mother must have been a lover of Podark

I read this as 'podunk', and giggled. The littlest things amuse.

 

[Alan Whittle]

 

[Connor mcloud]

I knew a Vinny from Maghull, turned out his full name was Vinantius called after some saint I believe.
Also another guy called Neil who it turned out was Cornelius, went down well in Dovecot that did.