What is it with women?

[ijjysmith]

He does have problems with memory loss tbf
http://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/60918-Improving-your-memory?highlight=Memory+loss

Hahaha!!!

 

[peteblue]

^^^^^this^^^^^^

The man is a goddamn sexual machine.......

Appologies to all Predator fans, it should have said Goddamn Sexual Tyrannosaurus........sorry Bruce......

 

[steken1]

Why not? - also, do you really want to meet Miss Right in a nightclub? i know i don't. Thats just me tho.

If she's miss right why would you be arsed where you meet her? BTW, where dya go to meet them if not out and about?

Mick, I'm almost certain you're a multi after this but I'm gunna offer some simple advice. Hairdressers, Sunbed girls, Barmaids, Shop girls and stuwdies are all game as a badger in the main.

 

[Tubey]

Isn't this the same guy who stated that he fingered a girl whilst she was on the toilet with diarrhoea last week?

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Isn't this the same guy who stated that he fingered a girl whilst she was on the toilet with diarrhoea last week?

Its a mystery to me why he hasn't found the one yet.

 

[Toffeeforme]

That Lukaku he's deadly in the box. Just tell her to hurry up he's only here on loan.

 

[FTY]

Isn't this the same guy who stated that he fingered a girl whilst she was on the toilet with diarrhoea last week?

Hahaha!

 

[Pat's Van]

Isn't this the same guy who stated that he fingered a girl whilst she was on the toilet with diarrhoea last week?

Reidy done a poll on choccy fingers the other day

 

[BlueLlama]

Oh ffs.

Mick would you nosh off Lukaku if you were on a MMF. 3some?

 

[Woolly Blue]

I've only read your thread title, and the smell of desperation is like the smell of chopped garlic on a hot summers day

Oh, that is good.
I hope I can remember it and use it one day soon.

 

[Pablo_Lid]

Hi Mick,

I have exactly the same problem mate. No girls are interested in me. Was out in town last night, trying to dance, strike up a chat, yet not one was interested, instead opting for the chavvy tattooed permed haircut type. I wouldnt say im ugly, but im not good looking either and am very thin. Tried internet dating with no luck either.
In this modern reality tv society the nice guys come last.

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Hi Mick,

I have exactly the same problem mate. No girls are interested in me. Was out in town last night, trying to dance, strike up a chat, yet not one was interested, instead opting for the chavvy tattooed permed haircut type. I wouldnt say im ugly, but im not good looking either and am very thin. Tried internet dating with no luck either.
In this modern reality tv society the nice guys come last.

you need an angle lad - chicks dig animals, so use that to your advantage

 

[steken1]

Hi Mick,

I have exactly the same problem mate. No girls are interested in me. Was out in town last night, trying to dance, strike up a chat, yet not one was interested, instead opting for the chavvy tattooed permed haircut type. I wouldnt say im ugly, but im not good looking either and am very thin. Tried internet dating with no luck either.
In this modern reality tv society the nice guys come last.

Have you tried sex panther?

100% effective, 60% of the time.

 

[Azzurri]

A bit of advice lids - never go for the best looking one in a group of girls, they'll be used to that.

If you go for one of the nice looking but not nicest ones they'll think you're actually interested even if you're not and just want to FHL.

 

[Pablo_Lid]

A bit of advice lids - never go for the best looking one in a group of girls, they'll be used to that.

If you go for one of the nice looking but not nicest ones they'll think you're actually interested even if you're not and just want to FHL.

tbh i go for the ugly one and still get the knock back