What is it with women?

[orchard]

Mick, find yourself a big oven, like industrial size big enough for a grown man, pre-heat on 200 degrees, whack some tin foil round you and lob yourself in for 6 hours please. Optional stuffing up your arse obviously.

Hahaha. Pleased you've survived Friday.

 

[steken1]

I'm trying too hard. What I've noticed with girls is that they don't let on they like you, they hide it. It's then up to you to make that move. If I went to any other city apart from this one I reckon I would have my pick of the girls but its a lot harder here. Since my ex left me a couple of years ago it probably shows all over me.

Here's the type I want:

Hair colour: Brown
Eyes: no preference
Weight: 8 stone
Height: 5 foot 0
Shoe size: 4
Star sign: Scorpio

That is my ex's credentials. If I can repeat that I would thank god for giving me a second chance

I've got a mate who fits this perfectly. He likes footie and self absorbed, boring, chit-chat.

Do you want me to matchmake?

 

[MickM86]

Shoe size hahahaha the fcuk I'm absolutely done here.

Well you don't want a small girl with big feet do you?

 

[Sozzled]

I'm trying too hard. What I've noticed with girls is that they don't let on they like you, they hide it. It's then up to you to make that move. If I went to any other city apart from this one I reckon I would have my pick of the girls but its a lot harder here. Since my ex left me a couple of years ago it probably shows all over me.

Here's the type I want:

Hair colour: Brown
Eyes: no preference
Weight: 8 stone
Height: 5 foot 0
Shoe size: 4
Star sign: Scorpio

That is my ex's credentials. If I can repeat that I would thank god for giving me a second chance

Mick you come across as the insecure bunny boiler type.

 

[Bungle]

Clitoris length/width ?

Massive Cu*t

 

[MickM86]

I'll tell you what, shall I just go on plenty of fish and post my targets here?

 

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[Bungle]

Hahaha. Pleased you've survived Friday.

Barely mate, I thought I was going to die on Saturday, I'm only semi alive now.

 

[malfosse]

I'm trying too hard. What I've noticed with girls is that they don't let on they like you, they hide it. It's then up to you to make that move. If I went to any other city apart from this one I reckon I would have my pick of the girls but its a lot harder here. Since my ex left me a couple of years ago it probably shows all over me.

Here's the type I want:

Hair colour: Brown
Eyes: no preference
Weight: 8 stone
Height: 5 foot 0
Shoe size: 4
Star sign: Scorpio

That is my ex's credentials. If I can repeat that I would thank god for giving me a second chance

I much prefer them to have eyes myself.

 

[BlueLlama]

I'm trying too hard. What I've noticed with girls is that they don't let on they like you, they hide it. It's then up to you to make that move. If I went to any other city apart from this one I reckon I would have my pick of the girls but its a lot harder here. Since my ex left me a couple of years ago it probably shows all over me.

Here's the type I want:

Hair colour: Brown
Eyes: no preference
Weight: 8 stone
Height: 5 foot 0
Shoe size: 4
Star sign: Scorpio

That is my ex's credentials. If I can repeat that I would thank god for giving me a second chance

So basicaly someone small and childlike.

YEWTREE

 

[Bungle]

I'll tell you what, shall I just go on plenty of fish and post my targets here?

Just throw yourself in the ocean

 

[Connor]

I'll tell you what, shall I just go on plenty of fish and post my targets here?

Targets ? Christ. Thats' one way to describe birds.

 

[MickM86]

So basicaly someone small and childlike.

YEWTREE

My ex was small, was great for picking up, cuddling, she was flexible and just all overall great.

 

[Chang Elephant]

Massive Cu*t

Good thinking, they will have something in common

 

[Brennan]

I'll tell you what, shall I just go on plenty of fish and post my targets here?