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What is it with women?

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steken1 said:
If she's miss right why would you be arsed where you meet her? BTW, where dya go to meet them if not out and about?

Mick, I'm almost certain you're a multi after this but I'm gunna offer some simple advice. Hairdressers, Sunbed girls, Barmaids, Shop girls and stuwdies are all game as a badger in the main.
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I offer nothing in return to this genius post
 
I have always found a great way to attract a lady is to dress in a tuxedo

Not just when you are going on a night out but all the time, Going to the supermarket? Throw on the Tux

Works wonders
 
Pablo_Lid said:
tbh i go for the ugly one and still get the knock back
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Pablo, you've just gotta be yourself but you sound young. You wanna know what I did when I was young? I lifted! I lifted to the point I started to see my body change. Chicks dig muscles bro. Get hench!
 

MickM86 said:
Pablo, you've just gotta be yourself but you sound young. You wanna know what I did when I was young? I lifted! I lifted to the point I started to see my body change. Chicks dig muscles bro. Get hench!
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Did you lift weights with your eyes Mick because there bulging
 
MickM86 said:
Pablo, you've just gotta be yourself but you sound young. You wanna know what I did when I was young? I lifted! I lifted to the point I started to see my body change. Chicks dig muscles bro. Get hench!
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Well it didn't work did it?
 
Mick, find yourself a big oven, like industrial size big enough for a grown man, pre-heat on 200 degrees, whack some tin foil round you and lob yourself in for 6 hours please. Optional stuffing up your arse obviously.
 

Azzurri said:
Well it didn't work did it?
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I'm trying too hard. What I've noticed with girls is that they don't let on they like you, they hide it. It's then up to you to make that move. If I went to any other city apart from this one I reckon I would have my pick of the girls but its a lot harder here. Since my ex left me a couple of years ago it probably shows all over me.

Here's the type I want:

Hair colour: Brown
Eyes: no preference
Weight: 8 stone
Height: 5 foot 0
Shoe size: 4
Star sign: Scorpio

That is my ex's credentials. If I can repeat that I would thank god for giving me a second chance
 
MickM86 said:
I'm trying too hard. What I've noticed with girls is that they don't let on they like you, they hide it. It's then up to you to make that move. If I went to any other city apart from this one I reckon I would have my pick of the girls but its a lot harder here. Since my ex left me a couple of years ago it probably shows all over me.

Here's the type I want:

Hair colour: Brown
Eyes: no preference
Weight: 8 stone
Height: 5 foot 0
Shoe size: 4
Star sign: Scorpio

That is my ex's credentials. If I can repeat that I would thank god for giving me a second chance
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Shoe size hahahaha the fcuk I'm absolutely done here.
 
MickM86 said:
I'm trying too hard. What I've noticed with girls is that they don't let on they like you, they hide it. It's then up to you to make that move. If I went to any other city apart from this one I reckon I would have my pick of the girls but its a lot harder here. Since my ex left me a couple of years ago it probably shows all over me.

Here's the type I want:

Hair colour: Brown
Eyes: no preference
Weight: 8 stone
Height: 5 foot 0
Shoe size: 4
Star sign: Scorpio

That is my ex's credentials. If I can repeat that I would thank god for giving me a second chance
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Clitoris length/width ?
 

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