What is your excuse for not reaching your potential?

[summerisle]

Thatcher, Thatcher, Milk Snatcher.
Bill Kenwright

 

[The T-Dex]

Me dar.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Actually, Michael Jordan.

If every black kid in high school didn't want to be him and turned pickup games and my freshman year in to chest bumping, talking race wars and ruined my desire to play, I might've been a white boy who could jump (and shoot).

Thanks, Mike.

 

[Librarian]

I’ll do it tomorrow

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Failure of imagination, genuinely perceived success, money, love and fulfillment as things that happened to other people.

 

[LEONARD]

I’ll do it tomorrow

Oscar can trump even that mate.

 

[Kurt.]

Yer mar

 

[IrishBlue2022]

I have overachieved considering i told my careers teacher i wanted to be a professional bum that sold pirate games and dvds on the side.

 

[tommye]

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Too short
Too fat
Too old
Drink too much
Eat too much
Talk to much
wrong place, wrong time

I've got them all

 

[MisterJ]

I’m sure your Primary school teacher found something good about you to put in your report.

Where did it all go wrong? Tell us your story?

I would answer, but I can't be bothered...

 

[Hangleton]

Lack of parental guidance.

 

[CrustySack]

Probably imposter syndrome right up until my late 30s, at which point trains had already left the station and ships had sailed.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Don't get me started!
That's it actually.
I never did.

 

[ste d' indica]

Bone. 'kin. Idle.