What would you do if you found a portable toilet on your drive?

[Yarrgh]

Best of flushing the laptop down the toilet now I'd say

It's at times like this I ask what would Everton do?

In which case I'd try and claim 130 million against covid and hire a fat Spanish fella to chuck it.

 

[cronullasharks]

It's at times like this I ask what would Everton do?

In which case I'd try and claim 130 million against covid and hire a fat Spanish fella to chuck it.

The kopite rat would eat the computer and toilet then knock on @paultheblue's door and ask for dessert. Fat mess.

 

[ADM320]

Just asking, it is definitely your house, right?

 

[cronullasharks]

I am a bit disappointed he clarified it wasn't a building site portaloo, imagine waking up to one of them blocking the driveway

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Too late. You're in the dark web now mate with your mobile toilet sex trafficking outfit.

Welcome to the team @paultheblue

 

[cronullasharks]

Welcome to the team @paultheblue

Tbf there's about 25 full squads of that on here

 

[coollino]

Use it?

 

[PhilM]

Use it?

I'd leave a massive curly-wurly Cumberland in it and refuse to flush. When they come to pick it up, they can enjoy it as payment for leaving it on my drive.

 

[DualityNSNO]

What a thread, honestly.

 

[ETID]

Put a sign on it saying analfield and sell tickets to foreign fans

 

[DanEFC92]

Go in there and have a forbidden poo

 

[magicjuan]

Did you enter a competition? Were you expecting a motor home?
That Andi Peters fella is a bit shifty.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I suggest covering it with this and the problem will go away

 

[Caso01]

I think the only answer to the question is don’t tell anyone on here.

 

[anton66]

Obviously someone was crapping themselves on what the had on that hard drive.