What would you do if you found a portable toilet on your drive?

[fandjango]

I’d probably feel flushed with success

 

[peteblue]

Had far too much to drink the other night, god only knows what I’ve done with that porta loo and laptop I was donating to the old folks home……

 

[Connor mcloud]

I woke up this morning and found a box with a portable toilet and a a second had laptop on my drive.
The drive is at the side of the house and the box was in front of the garage between my car and the garage.
I think it was left last night which is all a bit creepy.

Have you done an online shop, and there the alternatives to out of stock items. Toilet rolls and notepads maybe?

 

[Prevenger17]

GOT Thread titles

 

[Kurt.]

I woke up this morning and found a box with a portable toilet and a a second had laptop on my drive.
The drive is at the side of the house and the box was in front of the garage between my car and the garage.
I think it was left last night which is all a bit creepy.

Lap tap on, toilet door locked….. some quality me time

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Try it for size

 

[Brendan Janus]

Use it !!

 

[Jimishorts]

Do we have an update @paultheblue ?

 

[Kurt.]

@paultheblue it could be a symbolic gesture off one of your enemies on here… basically calling you a shithouse keyboard warrior or something

 

[4737carlin]

Put a Liverpool top on and a balaclava, video yourself masterbating into the toilet and upload it onto the laptop

 

[Rita_Poon]

Ask her/him why they keep losing their key...

 

[DavidH]

Have a poo in it obviously.

 

[TGW89]

I woke up this morning and found a box with a portable toilet and a a second had laptop on my drive.

I think I'd turn into a bleep machine and then lamp Jeremy Beadle and his stupid fake 'local councillor' beard.

 

[sdk]

Christmas 2020 got a bit unruly at my house.

 

[LinekersLegs]

I suggest covering it with this and the problem will go away

I got a delivery of some tree trimmings from the local storms about twice the size of that recently that I am slowly working through, wonder if there are other items like toilets hidden underneath!