What would you do if you found a portable toilet on your drive?

[Ducans elbow]

Put a Liverpool top on and a balaclava, video yourself masterbating into the toilet and upload it onto the laptop

Already seen that video, lots of RS wank@#$

 

[Yarrgh]

Put a Liverpool top on and a balaclava, video yourself masterbating into the toilet and upload it onto the laptop

Added bonus. There's already a file path //you'llneverwa*kalone/portacabinbalaclavasessiions

 

[klemo]

It's the kamado bbq and briquettes you ordered for the bank holiday weekend, obviously been pissed buying and ended up with a commode and a bricked laptop.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Disguise it as a 1930s outside toilet and charge tourists to experience "what it were laak in t'old days".

 

[zebedee]

10pints of Guinness then send it back

 

[paultheblue]

Do we have an update @paultheblue ?

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Yes mate,
It's all becoming a bit weird the other day 2 police cars and a police van arrived at my neighbours house and were in there for about an hour.
Later on a white van turned up and started loaded several boxes and bags then drove off.
After the van left the neighbour knocked on my door and asked for the portable toilet. She gave me some story about having to evict a lodger and the toilet was hers.
I told her when nobody claimed them and I already had asked her if it was hers I took it to the bizzies.
I thought it was done with until she knocked on my door a couple of hours ago with her phone in her hand and asked me to talk to the police..
They told me the woman had reported the stuff stolen and had no record of me bringing it in but they would check again
So that's where we are at I havent lived here long and it's just me and my daughter now I don't really know the neighbours just on nodding terms I have never been big on small talk.
Bet your sorry you asked