When having a BM...

[TheFinnFan]

Years ago here i bumbed into bizarre stat of how people position themselves while wiping. This needs update.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Magically you can select both options.

 

[ste d' indica]

17th August lads, just hang in there.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Magically you can select both options.

That would be Something

 

[Papa Shango]

Depends on the amount of force required to shift the remains.

I am giving proper thought to investing in a Japanese bog. Let the machine do all the work whilst it plays me an 8 bit rendition of Ride of the Valkyries.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

I eat the bog roll to save time wiping.

 

[TheFinnFan]

4 votes 50/50... tough race

 

[ste d' indica]

I eat the bog roll to save time wiping.

Worthy of Viz Top Tips this.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Worthy of Viz Top Tips this.

Mate...thats genuinely nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

Totes Emosh

 

[Ring master]

How the heck do you wipe youself, if your sitting. Must be hard work

 

[bigjonny]

This is what you want

 

[RAFUH]

Years ago here i bumbed into bizarre stat of how people position themselves while wiping. This needs update.

Really? In the thread title?



FFS

 

[summerisle]

 

[TheFinnFan]

How the heck do you wipe youself, if your sitting. Must be hard work

OMG