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When having a BM...

When you wipe you...?

  • I sit.

    Votes: 26 83.9%
  • I stand.

    Votes: 10 32.3%

  • Total voters
    31
  • Poll closed .
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In Roman public communal toilets they used the same sponge on the end of a stick to wipe their arses. After each use they would rinse it out and the next person uses it 🤢
 
Follow up question: how much blood in your stool is an acceptable amount?

Asking for everyone else who's curious obviously.
 

I sit, tilted forward, and use one of these bad boys. Sometimes even fire it across into the shower to get rid of any hair that has accumulated around the plug hole.

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Was strange at first, but when you realise how much more hygienic it is, you never want to go back to paper.
Looks a good alternative to paper, but I'd need a camera and monitor fitted somewhere to ensure full detritus removal - otherwise how are you going to "know"?

One thing in paper's favour is the visual feedback it gives of your progress.
 

I sit, tilted forward, and use one of these bad boys. Sometimes even fire it across into the shower to get rid of any hair that has accumulated around the plug hole.

97503825-e054-4832-a4b1-1c5c893154ca-e1557204936841.jpeg


Was strange at first, but when you realise how much more hygienic it is, you never want to go back to paper.
Sorry, didn't read the whole thread before posting my image.

The "bum gun" is indeed a game changer. I'm actually annoyed now if I travel anywhere and there isn't one.
Looks a good alternative to paper, but I'd need a camera and monitor fitted somewhere to ensure full detritus removal - otherwise how are you going to "know"?

One thing in paper's favour is the visual feedback it gives of your progress.
Well, after you're adept at using it you'll be 100 clean every use. I mean, you still use paper to dry so you're welcome to have a look for proof.
 
Sorry, didn't read the whole thread before posting my image.

The "bum gun" is indeed a game changer. I'm actually annoyed now if I travel anywhere and there isn't one.

Well, after you're adept at using it you'll be 100 clean every use. I mean, you still use paper to dry so you're welcome to have a look for proof.
I considered the use of paper to dry and polish, but experience tells me that the structural integrity of toilet paper when used to absorb water, is akin to the thinking integrity of Liz Truss or Diane Abbott.
 

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