When having a BM...

[milky]

Use the three sea shells method from demolition man

 

[TheFinnFan]

Poll results give me hope for the future of humanity. About 10 years ago standers were at the helm. It gave me nightmares.

 

[tonyhorne]

I'm starting to believe in global warming.

The permafrost must be melting if Finners has sobered up enough to start posting again ...

 

[Bedfordblue]

How the heck do you wipe youself, if your sitting. Must be hard work

Judging by your username I hope we are in for a master class on how to do it?

 

[Bedfordblue]

Also where the original title has been changed, what does BM stand for?
Bottom motion?
Butt manure?

 

[GoldenToffee]

That's exactly it.

I lean forward a little and give it a squirt.
At least if your aim is off your not sending a stream of water up towards the ceiling, you'll get your bottoms/thighs/ballsack instead.

You get used to it.

Best bathroom invention ever imo. If I ever end up moving back to a western country I'm definitely bringing a couple with me to install. Never had as clean a butt hole since using one of these bad boys.