Drico
Player Valuation: £60m
I keep saying 9th, which some thought pessimistic when we were sitting second, but we're slip sliding away to seventh now and it doesn't look too down in the mouth. There's nothing in it, four points from the top. All the more reason for Moshiri to back Magnifico and speculate to accumulate. He's not risking his money with feckless gamblers like Martinez, Koeman, or Silva now. It'll be galling if Mosh is stood there in June with a statuette of Bully Allardyce in his hand and Jim Bowen whispering "Here's what you could have won" from the grave as we finish a creditable fifth two points off the CL thanks to Brands's inability to work to warm himself in January.