They probably would’ve done it after back to back humiliations to Bournemouth and then a six week break with no football to get the new manager set up and in place.
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I don't even know any sexy foreign managers available right now. It's an absolutely dire situation we are in.
billyblue80
Player Valuation: £70m
Does it matter? Will it matter is what I'm asking myself
It hasn't been for me for a long time.
f knows
...and he's not saying
It's probably come as a total shock to the hirer and firer - who ever it actually is -
H&F:
"We have to sack Lampard? and now we need a new manager?"
"Why tf wasn't I told of this before?"
Barer of bad news in best Stephen Fry Jeeves mode;
"If Sir may recall, I did mention the possibility before your antipodean trip"
"Where tf do think I'll find one at short notice, I'm not a kin miracle worker"
*kicks over coffee table and cups, sinks into plush leather armchair head in hands*
"Why me? Why is it always kin me?"
Jeeves; "Because you're here Sir, because you're here."
* leaves the room unobtrusively and quietly closes door*
"Tosser."
Azza
Player Valuation: £80m
Low
Poch
Enrique
Tuchel
Gallardo
Bielsa
Marcelino
Zidane
But they'll bring Martinez back. lol
Norman_Conquest
Player Valuation: £25k
1. Dyche - Would get you organised and keep you up
2. Matinez - Everton fans hounded him out of the club.
3. Rooney - Better than most give him credit for and did a great job with Derby with limited resources and a transfer embargo.
4. Moyes - Dithering Dave as you like to call him, would he really return? I think WHU will stick with him for a while longer.
Realistically, Everton are looking at Dyche, Rooney and Wilder
Registering on an Everton forum and trying to sit on a pedestal sneering at fans for a lack of perspective.
Mate, respectfully - try an find something more productive to do with your time. Maybe post on your own clubs forums.
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
If we could get him (which I dont think we can, which is why I dismissed someone else's suggestion in the last few days) I'd hand Vincent Kompany the job.
Of course that would need massive payouts to Burnley (although he has to have a release clause in that contract of his) and an excellent salary for Kompany. So we're facing an uphill battle.
If the package was there, however, I now think he'd go for it (which contradicts what I said a few days ago!). He's obviously wanting to stay in the north west, so that's going for us. I also think we're as big a club as Kompany would be able to get for a few years. He'll obviously have his eye on Pep's job at City, but so too might Arteta, and that top job seems years away for him. Everton would be a very good stepping stone if he could get us out of this mess. A big club with a new stadium to go into.
He'd obvioulsy need to bring in players and that would be the stumbling block. But if we could turn his head I think he'd come here and get a game out of some of this squad because he has that leadership status. Lampard was a successful player but he was not a leader for Chelsea.
Lots of ifs there and I doubt it can be done, but he's the only one I'd want.
Of course that would need massive payouts to Burnley (although he has to have a release clause in that contract of his) and an excellent salary for Kompany. So we're facing an uphill battle.
If the package was there, however, I now think he'd go for it (which contradicts what I said a few days ago!). He's obviously wanting to stay in the north west, so that's going for us. I also think we're as big a club as Kompany would be able to get for a few years. He'll obviously have his eye on Pep's job at City, but so too might Arteta, and that top job seems years away for him. Everton would be a very good stepping stone if he could get us out of this mess. A big club with a new stadium to go into.
He'd obvioulsy need to bring in players and that would be the stumbling block. But if we could turn his head I think he'd come here and get a game out of some of this squad because he has that leadership status. Lampard was a successful player but he was not a leader for Chelsea.
Lots of ifs there and I doubt it can be done, but he's the only one I'd want.
Why are people suggesting all these flashy managers.
1) None of them will be in the slightest bit interested in coming here
2) We have a squad of players incapable of playing football and a serious attitude problem in the squad.
We need a manager who is the most pragmatic of pragmatists. We need someone to not even try to play football who will hoof their way to safety. That is our only chance here.
1) None of them will be in the slightest bit interested in coming here
2) We have a squad of players incapable of playing football and a serious attitude problem in the squad.
We need a manager who is the most pragmatic of pragmatists. We need someone to not even try to play football who will hoof their way to safety. That is our only chance here.
Hello.
Is this you?
Your posts are reported more than anyone else, with a lot questioning whether you're an Evertonian.
I'll be watching your posts closely from now on.
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