KindofBlue
Player Valuation: £2.5m
he is fast and runs at people, good balance for his size. He is same kind of player Gordon was, dives less, and we sold him to Newcastle for 35M. we are so slow he would be an upgrade.
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Neither is your constant trolling mate. Sad.This isn’t catching on mate
Shame Everton are literally the only people who value Calvert-Zoolander. It was clearly our strategy to offload him this summer but what can you do when nobody wants an injury prone forward who rarely scores and never assists, alas.Well we were bidding for attackers that cost actual money, then we randomly signed a CB for money, now we've not been linked with monetary bids for anyone ever since...
Shame Everton are literally the only people who value Calvert-Zoolander. It was clearly our strategy to offload him this summer but what can you do when nobody wants an injury prone forward who rarely scores and never assists, alas.
Please stop this. It's embarrassing.
Not as embarrassing as dressing as a girl to launch a mortifying 'fashion' 'career' while not scoring, always injured and never assisting eh?Please stop this. It's embarrassing.
Not as embarrassing as dressing as a girl to launch a mortifying 'fashion' 'career' while not scoring, always injured and never assisting eh?
He could be dressed as the terminator daily and not score goals, the 2 things aren’t correlatedNot as embarrassing as dressing as a girl to launch a mortifying 'fashion' 'career' while not scoring, always injured and never assisting eh?
So he doesn't make enough money or have high enough profile as a footballer and shouldn't primarily focus on being an 'elite' footballer on over £100k a week and actually score goals, stay fit, assist or even test the keeper more than once every 3 games? Sound. It's like a cult with this plank. So highly regarded by a minority of Evertonians but by literally nobody else. Would love to see a poll.It's only embarrassing if you're insecure. I'd say he doesn't have a "fashion career" but a fashion career, since he's often front page of mags now and on TV ads.
He can't stay fit, score goals, assist or even test the keeper though...He could be dressed as the terminator daily and not score goals, the 2 things aren’t correlated
Kind of crazy that Leeds have been raided for all their best players since the relegation and the only ones showing interest for Gnonto are Everton fans that don't watch football.he is fast and runs at people, good balance for his size. He is same kind of player Gordon was, dives less, and we sold him to Newcastle for 35M. we are so slow he would be an upgrade.
So he doesn't make enough money or have high enough profile as a footballer and shouldn't primarily focus on being an 'elite' footballer on over £100k a week and actually score goals, stay fit, assist or even test the keeper more than once every 3 games? Sound. It's like a cult with this plank. So highly regarded by a minority of Evertonians but by literally nobody else. Would love to see a poll.
You should have no problem putting up a video of yourself walking around town in a dress if it's so normal and everyone else is insecure then erm lolIt's only embarrassing if you're insecure. I'd say he doesn't have a "fashion career" but a fashion career, since he's often front page of mags now and on TV ads.