At best it would be a jarg Eto'o Mark II
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
- Status
And it's hardly a good message to send to Barkley, Stones et al either is it? Yeah lad, go off and win stuff at Big Bucks FC, we'll welcome you back when you're old and past it. We've got to be better than that.
Agreed, 110%
THIS is the capacity in which I would like to see Rooney return. Billionaire owner. And I suspect there's a decent chance of it happening too.
Jags..class
Player Valuation: £70m
Nah, wouldn't want him now, would have took him before the age of 30 but that wont happen, he all about the wages, wish we wouldn't even speak of his name on here.
no Everton fc arnt there to pander to the whims of a fading ex player, as that the only way you would get him back aged about 33, i dont want him back at all , made his choice and moved on , did ok out of it, but as far his carreer goes he is a Man Unt player who started out at us, a footnote at the beginning of his journey
Pienaar's gloves
Player Valuation: £35m
Wazza is minted but he will never be a billionaire. Into the hundreds of millions maybe, but never close to a billion.
Nah, she'll be long dead by then..
Fresh Prince of Belle Val
Player Valuation: £35m
Not this again. No he won't. He'll go to whoever pays him the most, the lad has no class.
Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
Not going to happen.
If he carries on playing after his current contract expires then Coleen will make sure that contract is a very good one, so coming back home isn't really an option.
I wouldn't want him then either.
If he carries on playing after his current contract expires then Coleen will make sure that contract is a very good one, so coming back home isn't really an option.
I wouldn't want him then either.
BigBlueConk
Player Valuation: £70m
Ginola. Gasgoine.
When Rooney is too old for them, he will be told old for us. Just saying.
When Rooney is too old for them, he will be told old for us. Just saying.
Jags..class
Player Valuation: £70m
Rooney will go to America for another payday
ftk43
Player Valuation: £6m
I don't blame him for leaving, it was a sensible career choice and we needed cash from the sale. If he would come to us as early as this summer, then i would be glad with him staying with us until he's 32-33, but that's just not realistic.
If he wants to come here when he's too old for them, then no, we don't need him, Everton is not a retirement home, he can go to some other place and make more money than here, and also be treated like a untouchable legend instead of listening to some of our fans booing him at every chance.
If he wants to come here when he's too old for them, then no, we don't need him, Everton is not a retirement home, he can go to some other place and make more money than here, and also be treated like a untouchable legend instead of listening to some of our fans booing him at every chance.
- Status