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Womens minds

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God! Where do I start...

She fills the kettle right to the top and then switches it on, goes upstairs, then comes back down 10 minutes late and switches the kettle on to boil again.

Puts plates in the dishwasher with bits of food still on them, FFS! just rinse them under the tap first.

Never shuts the fridge door properly.
Or make them a cup of tea and then criticized for how crap it is!!
 
There was this successful businessman who not only had loads of cash, but he was a genuinely good person. He had a charity which was truly non-profit, he helped impoverished communities, he lived frugally and didn’t overtly display his wealth.


His one ‘vice’ was his Harley. He loved riding his Harley. One day, god decided to reward this man for being such a helping and selfless individual. The heavens open, golden beams of lights…..


“For your service to humanity I have decided to grant you one request” God says to the man.


“Well, I love riding my motorcycle, and I love Hawaii. I would like to be able to ride my motorcycle in Hawaii whenever I want to. I would like a bridge connecting California to Hawaii”


God replies: “I am omnipotent, but to accomplish that, I would need to drain the vast majority of earth’s resources, which would deprive humanity. Pick something else.”


The man though hard and came up with another idea:


“I want to understand my wife. I want to know why she feels what she feels, why she thinks like she thinks, why she says one thing and means another. I want to understand women”


God looks at the businessman with a stern look on his face, and after a long pause he says:


“So, do you want that bridge with two lanes or four?”
 


Come on ladies
Two pages and no reply
Surely the supper dishes have been done by now (that's a joke )
I'm sorry it's been a shoite day. Came in from work, the house stunk of cat pee, the dishwasher still needed emptying, a letter that I was promised would be posted hadn't been, my e mails are full of spam dating websites that he has somehow managed to joln- the latest one being Afro-Asian babes! (I'm not suspicious, he doesn't even know how a mobile phone works) the lord and master was watching horse racing on telly.

I may not be responsible for my comments if I reply.
 
I hate waiting at the bottom of stairs ready to go out shouting COME ON LUV!! then she says your always rushing me:mad: koff will ye, you went the hairdressers at 10 oclock this morning its now 8 o clock
 

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