Once upon a time there was a man, he had a great job, great mates, played footy on the weekend and went to the pub. He lived happily ever after.
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And tells me how to drive, even though she doesnt even have a licence.
I'm sorry it's been a shoite day. Came in from work, the house stunk of cat pee, the dishwasher still needed emptying, a letter that I was promised would be posted hadn't been, my e mails are full of spam dating websites that he has somehow managed to joln- the latest one being Afro-Asian babes! (I'm not suspicious, he doesn't even know how a mobile phone works) the lord and master was watching horse racing on telly.
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Yeah lazy arseYou should have had this sorted before you went to work.
There was no cat related smell when I left this morning and I set the effing dishwasher off, also before I left!You should have had this sorted before you went to work.
As I drive round a busy car park she likes to spot spaces that have just become available behind me and tell me how I could have got in there.
There was no cat related smell when I left this morning and I set the effing dishwasher off, also before I left!
Haha yeah same as mine, has no licence but is a pro navigator and can reverse park into a gap about half the width of my car. Moron.
Go away.Nah, not having that, I bet your other half never stops.
Go away.
Also he can't drive, never learned because he used to work for British Rail building wagons and they got free travel. The works he was employed in shut in 1984. But hey, it's still a valid reason.
Go away.
Also he can't drive, never learned because he used to work for British Rail building wagons and they got free travel. The works he was employed in shut in 1984. But hey, it's still a valid reason.
Oh I do - I'm a bossy mare. He has spent the last 25 years saying "yes pet" (he's from the north east)I bet you can drive, drive him up the wall! X
I'm sorry it's been a shoite day. Came in from work, the house stunk of cat pee, the dishwasher still needed emptying, a letter that I was promised would be posted hadn't been, my e mails are full of spam dating websites that he has somehow managed to joln- the latest one being Afro-Asian babes! (I'm not suspicious, he doesn't even know how a mobile phone works) the lord and master was watching horse racing on telly.
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I have no freaking idea. I didn't click the link.what is an afro asian babe?
what is an afro asian babe?