Zatara
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When her car has been in for a service and she's had to borrow mine for work, she brings it back full of used tissues, and no you dirty arses, not what your thinking!
Is it full mate?
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When her car has been in for a service and she's had to borrow mine for work, she brings it back full of used tissues, and no you dirty arses, not what your thinking!
And post photoDraw on his face while he's asleep, write on his forehead 'lazy arse'
Openly burning my money away by constantly having a Yankee candle going in three different rooms, all day and night till bed.
Sure, some things my fiancé does annoy me. He apologizes for absolutely nothing all of the time, he leaves tea bags and mugs around, he washes most of the laundry all in one load, and he has some strange need to sleep with the windows open and with 40 blankets. What good does that do though? They're minor things that really don't matter and it would be hypocritical of me to think I don't do anything that annoys him.Come on ladies
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Surely the supper dishes have been done by now (that's a joke )
Is it full mate?
And they only wear it once I never ever se my missus on a night out in the same clobber, but me after 3/4 nights out am mixing n matching what I've already wore. She has more clobber with tags still on than I've ever had!!!Changing repeatedly...asking my opinion and changing a few more times...
Then looking at me and saying "i dont have enough clothes".
I point at the rails of clothes still available to try on...
"im a girl" she says.
Average i think is about 6 changes of clothes every time she goes out.
Can I have my tissues back please
i just got told off for 'leaving' a few hair clippings round the bog from cutting my hair earlier today. "I wish you'd F'ing tidy up after you'. I point out the 2' long congealed soapy blob of ginger hair I had to extract out of the shower plughole this morning. "they're not mine".
There are 3 of us in our house, me (very short grey hair), Mrs Arch, (long ginger hair) and daughter (long blonde curly hair).
I need them to wipe my dirty arse nowBless you!
You shouldn't have left the car low on oil thenSure, some things my fiancé does annoy me. He apologizes for absolutely nothing all of the time, he leaves tea bags and mugs around, he washes most of the laundry all in one load, and he has some strange need to sleep with the windows open and with 40 blankets. What good does that do though? They're minor things that really don't matter and it would be hypocritical of me to think I don't do anything that annoys him.
There are way more things that I love about him that outweigh the petty crap so I am quite happy and lucky to have him. Although a few weeks ago he was driving my car and it needed oil, so he poured half a quart of oil in the coolant tank. Luckily he caught his mistake before turning the car on. Still not mad though. He tried, but needs to leave the car stuff to me.
That is completely normal for a man, many a argument starts by the washing machine.Sure, some things my fiancé does annoy me. He apologizes for absolutely nothing all of the time, he leaves tea bags and mugs around, he washes most of the laundry all in one load, and he has some strange need to sleep with the windows open and with 40 blankets. What good does that do though? They're minor things that really don't matter and it would be hypocritical of me to think I don't do anything that annoys him.
There are way more things that I love about him that outweigh the petty crap so I am quite happy and lucky to have him. Although a few weeks ago he was driving my car and it needed oil, so he poured half a quart of oil in the coolant tank. Luckily he caught his mistake before turning the car on. Still not mad though. He tried, but needs to leave the car stuff to me.
To get away from all the fume from us blues, here's a chance to let of some steam off about your other half..
Small Things that annoy you about your partner??
Example:
When She is going on a night out and leaves the bedroom like you've been burgled
She Cant leave the house without asking me for a small chore to be done
Cant go in a shop for what she needs has to go up and down every bleeding isle!!!! She only goes in for a loaf!!
Wanting a conversation with ye when its blatantly bloody obvious your watching something!!!!
am I alone in this surely not???