Womens minds

[JLW]

Says to me do ye think shes nice *obviously fit as I go nah not really, she goes what are lying for,, if I say yes she is!! she gets a cob on!!! Sake woman sort ye head out.. If either answer was going to upset you don't ask the question then... Honestly these are the scatty mind games sometimes

 

[Zatara]

Changing repeatedly...asking my opinion and changing a few more times...

Then looking at me and saying "i dont have enough clothes".

I point at the rails of clothes still available to try on...

"im a girl" she says.

Average i think is about 6 changes of clothes every time she goes out.

 

[Bungle]

There are certain types of programmes I have to switch off for varying reasons now because it gets the following reactions;

Romantic comedies - "oh that's so sweet, I wish you were more romantic"

Anything involving a wedding - "Why won't you marry me? ANSWER MEEEE YOU PRICK"

Grand Designs - "Can we move, I really want to move"

DIY SOS - "let's decorate this weekend"

 

[Bungle]

I think I need to be alone.

 

[Zatara]

Says to me do ye think shes nice *obviously fit as I go nah not really, she goes what are lying for,, if I say yes she is!! she gets a cob on!!! Sake woman sort ye head out.. If either answer was going to upset you don't ask the question then... Honestly these are the scatty mind games sometimes

That old trick.

Just say "who"?...didnt see....

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

I have no freaking idea. I didn't click the link.

I reckon you should make him a lovely cuppa, then rub his feet.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Jeez I haven't got time to write all that, I'll be here a year...

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

When her car has been in for a service and she's had to borrow mine for work, she brings it back full of used tissues, and no you dirty arses (@Bungle ) not what your thinking!

 

[anjelikaferrett]

I reckon you should make him a lovely cuppa, then rub his feet.

He is currently snoring on the couch, clutching the telly remote. It's a hard life.....

 

[JLW]

That old trick.

Just say "who"?...didnt see....

Absolute mental they are mate. cant win

 

[Rsoles]

Go away.

Also he can't drive, never learned because he used to work for British Rail building wagons and they got free travel. The works he was employed in shut in 1984. But hey, it's still a valid reason.

1984 was a good year

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Breathing

 

[Zatara]

I have no freaking idea. I didn't click the link.

i googled it.

Apparently mixed african and Asian living in pakistan, sri lanka and india.

Was gonna say, not many in SE Asia...ive never seen one lol

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

He is currently snoring on the couch, clutching the telly remote. It's a hard life.....

Draw on his face while he's asleep, write on his forehead 'lazy arse'

 

[Rsoles]

When her car has been in for a service and she's had to borrow mine for work, she brings it back full of used tissues, and no you dirty arses, not what your thinking!

Can I have my tissues back please