Workplace Etiquette

[Jebus_lives]

He was a horrible horrible person.

We used to work next to a Catholic Social club, that regularly held wakes in there and he`d " invite " himself in and stuff his face on the buffet, with no shame whatsoever.

I get angry, just thinking about him.

Not doing much for his Hell demon image that.

 

[Yarrgh]

People who refuse to switch on the air con during a heatwave are absolute monsters

Even Greta Thunberg whacked the ac on during the heatwave.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Even Greta Thunberg whacked the ac on during the heatwave.

She got a whale flown by private jet to breath on her I heard.

 

[Yarrgh]

She got a whale flown by private jet to breath on her I heard.

Typical Thunberg.

 

[LostLegend]

Typical Thunberg.

Thunderburgs are go!

 

[Billy Dean]

Even Greta Thunberg whacked the ac on during the heatwave.

Haha the 2 girls I share an office with refuse to use air con because it makes them sick apparently. I had to hot desk for 2 months

 

[Nymzee]

Haha the 2 girls I share an office with refuse to use air con because it makes them sick apparently. I had to hot desk for 2 months

This is actually true for me. But so do stuffy radiators in winter so I can't really win.

 

[YoboCopter]

I do what i want in the job center
Its sound

 

[Rita_Poon]

He was a horrible horrible person.

We used to work next to a Catholic Social club, that regularly held wakes in there and he`d " invite " himself in and stuff his face on the buffet, with no shame whatsoever.

I get angry, just thinking about him.

Please, more of these about him, its like a dissection of a criminal mastermind...

 

[tommye]

This is actually true for me. But so do stuffy radiators in winter so I can't really win.

❄

 

[Rita_Poon]

This really boils my piss, someone at my place was leaving Trap 2 like a kin murder scene, so I put my Sherlock head on in work and basically followed everyone into the bog (admittedly like some kind of wrongun) I narrowed it down to 2 dirty animals and after another week I had the culprit!! I gotta bog brush and stuck it in a wine gift bag, with a note 'you've been identified as the phantom toilet pebble dasher, the toilet cleaning fairy has resigned, so clean up ya Shyte!!' This thankfully worked, however I'm not afraid to go to such lengths again in my quest for clean sanitation for all !!

Someone at work had taken to stealing food and drinks out of other peoples bags a year or 2 back.

The site I work at is quite big and has around 130+ people on site at any time.
We have this huge bank of fridges in the canteen are where people store their food and this is where it was going missing from.

I only had a couple of cans of coke taken out of my bag, but a friend of mine had his scran nicked on a couple of occasions.
Once they had his bowl of scouse off, cleaned the container it was in (!!!!) and put it back in his bag lol

Sick of it by this point, he bought a tin of cat food, spread it on some sandwiches, wrapped them in cling film and left them in his bag.

They were taken a couple of days later. Strangely enough nothing went missing again after that

ace

theres so much possibility in the middle ground here...

'murder scene' ?

 

[COYBL25]

Please, more of these about him, its like a dissection of a criminal mastermind...

He didn’t trust banks, so would go to the bank and draw his whole months wages out in one go and give his wife the exact amount she needed every month, to cover the bills and food.

He went to the same place in Turkey, on the same two weeks every year. Where he would do nothing, but get balddered and stuff his face solid, for two weeks.

He was horrible.

 

[Rita_Poon]

He didn’t trust banks, so would go to the bank and draw his whole months wages out in one go and give his wife the exact amount she needed every month, to cover the bills and food.

He went to the same place in Turkey, on the same weeks every year. Where he would do nothing, but get balddered and stuff his face solid, for two weeks.

He was horrible.

Sounds a bit controlling, its the juicy stuff and bad behaviour I'd like. Always lookin for new material...

 

[bluerobert]

I work in a bank and not far from where my team sit the contact team sit for my department. One of the team leaders there bounces up and down the floor talking at the top of his voice on his mobile like his moving and shaking big deals. I wouldn’t mind but he’s a red nose and a cockney. Pipe down mate, nobody wants to hear about your brother in laws marital issues

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I work with a guy who I noticed had his initials stitched in to his shirt collar. Have to respect his game.