JimmyJeffers
Player Valuation: £70m
There’s always someone who is overly dressed up for office work. Like wearing braces and strong aftershave and stuff. Can usually be found letching around a group of younger females. Makes me sick.
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Workplace Etiquette
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Tommy.
Player Valuation: £25m
Being ex forces I've quite a few stories, including, but not limited to:
1. My mate getting bladdered and crapping in my hoover bag.
2. Another mate taking a "backwards crap" in the girls toilet which resulted in the WO having all the girls outside for a talking to after the cleaner complained. I only got to hear "Ladies, there's a disgusting creature amongst you" before I had to run away stifling laughter.
3. A lad getting his sandwich spiked with a crushed viagra with 6 hours of a shift left to go.
4. A lad having his tupperware packed lunch getting filled with water and slung in the freezer.
5. Another lad getting tie wrapped to a towing arm for 9 hours on his birthday, covered in french chalk and water.
6. A nobhead I have zero sympathy for left his room window open when he went on leave for 3 weeks in the summer, within 24 hours someone had slung a pretty sizeable fish through it.
1. My mate getting bladdered and crapping in my hoover bag.
2. Another mate taking a "backwards crap" in the girls toilet which resulted in the WO having all the girls outside for a talking to after the cleaner complained. I only got to hear "Ladies, there's a disgusting creature amongst you" before I had to run away stifling laughter.
3. A lad getting his sandwich spiked with a crushed viagra with 6 hours of a shift left to go.
4. A lad having his tupperware packed lunch getting filled with water and slung in the freezer.
5. Another lad getting tie wrapped to a towing arm for 9 hours on his birthday, covered in french chalk and water.
6. A nobhead I have zero sympathy for left his room window open when he went on leave for 3 weeks in the summer, within 24 hours someone had slung a pretty sizeable fish through it.
LEONARD
Player Valuation: £60m
The latest warning from the Kremlin ( our HR dept.) now warns us against acts of 'non-physical' violence.
This definition of 'violence' is now so broad and ambiguous that merely mispronouncing someone's name is seen as an act of aggression.
Thank God I am getting out of this Orwellian dystopia soon.
I truly dread for the future of all our daughters and son's.
This definition of 'violence' is now so broad and ambiguous that merely mispronouncing someone's name is seen as an act of aggression.
Thank God I am getting out of this Orwellian dystopia soon.
I truly dread for the future of all our daughters and son's.
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